Recent content by MrPerfectNot

Isn't that Everton?

News flash: No lube available at Goodison Park - Everton takes it rough - says "Thank you, Sir, may I have another?"

I won't be able to - the bleach is starting to take effect now. thank god.

They Shoot Horses, Don't They? It's my film choice for tonight.

We won't get any more points deductions for financial shenanigans.....PL will just say that we're getting jobbed enough by our own team....

Just saw the score - What the Actual F!@#?

A quick way to get another hearing and a 7 pt deduction.....

I live in Colorado and am frankly rather pleased to be only 5 days behind the rest of the world, compared to our usual 2-3 years....

Barcelona offer up quartet for Everton star According to Spanish outlet Sport, Barcelona ‘will offer the likes of Ansu Fati (on loan with Brighton), Clement Lenglet (on loan with Aston Villa), Sergino Dest (on loan with PSV Eindhoven) or Fermin Lopez to Everton. The Toffees are certainly in...

On the FA player

So, if next season we actually start with a healthy squad and avoid a disproportionate number of injuries, what could we REALISTICALLY expect for results? Or asking differently, will the current style of play and our current roster perform significantly better next year? I am not expecting...

Thought we had lost you there for a while..... But you deserve another chance - take to heart, seriously, that you are welcome here, but your toxic judgements are not.

How many players out? Are we calling up the U16s?

I'm up in Rapid City, South Dakota, for a few days - most definitely no Everton establishment here....so I'll be watching at 530am on TV and sipping coffee - hotel room coffee, in other words, bad coffee.

Your response makes no sense to me.