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    Pogba suspended for doping...

    He's definitely the only footballer cheating with testosterone to speed up recovery. Oh yes.
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    Man City fans leaving early

    We're struggling to meet payroll. It's not quite the same.
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    Match Thread Doncaster Rovers vs Everton - Preview, Match Report & MotM Poll

    I was staggered he got through it without spontaneously combusting with rage or jumping off the hospital roof. Get well soon Paul!
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    Match Thread Doncaster Rovers vs Everton - Preview, Match Report & MotM Poll

    Oh my god, we are abysmal.
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    Tragic deaths in Mossley Hill

    I can Aware of that, was only speaking to my own experience.
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    Tragic deaths in Mossley Hill

    My old neighbourhood that. Insane they haven't done anything to solve that problem in 25 years,
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    Confirmed Signing Beto

    Yeah. Whoever our administrators are
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    Match Thread Everton v Wolverhampton Wanderers - Preview, Match Report & MotM Poll

    Was asking more generally. What do we get out of supporting this shambles
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    Match Thread Everton v Wolverhampton Wanderers - Preview, Match Report & MotM Poll

    Any money we raise from selling players will go to keep the club solvent for another few weeks
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    Match Thread Everton v Wolverhampton Wanderers - Preview, Match Report & MotM Poll

    Literally can’t afford to pay Dyche off. Dreamworld, this
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    Match Thread Everton v Wolverhampton Wanderers - Preview, Match Report & MotM Poll

    Again, I’m forced to ask. What are we supposed to get out of this?
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    Match Thread Everton v Wolverhampton Wanderers - Preview, Match Report & MotM Poll

    We’ve been saying this for years. They’re just not good
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    Match Thread Everton v Wolverhampton Wanderers - Preview, Match Report & MotM Poll

    We’re garbage. It’s our year
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    Transfer Rumour Che Adams

    Because no sane professional with any sense of ambition wants to come to Everton. We are a basket case.
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    Transfer Rumour Che Adams

    Well yes, cos then we have a stadium instead of a bowl of concrete and steel with no purpose. It's an asset not a liability at that point.
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