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The Earth used to be static. It only started to spin when Chuck Norris went for a particularly vigorous run one day.

Chuck Norris died, will be buried, and will be reborn on Sunday.

Yes it’s evil and I don’t like it at all

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Life is so easy for vegetarians. My kebab crop is poor this year and my steak pies and sausages both failed to bloom. 🤷‍♂️

I call him Gerald. He’s a 59 year old retiree with early onset dementia and no filter.

Appear to have developed a bumper crop of garlic, cauliflower and broad beans outside over the winter. Started carrots, peas, corn, cucumbers, roma tomatoes (on recommendation of @GrandOldTeam ) and chillis. All going well albeit those are...

@Eggs his own thread….

Hello guys this is great news. Seems Moyes knows a player! Say, I just thought wouldn’t this is a good opportunity to visit the vaults and see which big soccer brains on here wrote Garner off guys?

I couldn’t find a suitable meme to respond with so I’m jus going with the pic of Samuel Eto’o lashing a kid from Gwladys Street Primary in a wheelie bin.

Id rather Hill Dickinson sponsored just to terror @davek

The only thing I dislike is that it’s not remembering my streak even though I’m logged in.

Spot on Eggs. In fact, we've seen many a manager opt for 2 keepers on the bench instead of just opting for a kid. This is Everton. This is Premier League. Even just getting a spot on the bench should be seen as a reward.