Ways to forget ex gf?

[Moomin]

I just dont like meaningless sex mate, not my cup of coffee.

Why did you break up?

 

[Baines' left foot]

Really? I went on a 3 month bender and got a nutcase pregnant.

Ouch.

I was about to start my final year in uni so I made myself a promise not to have another girlfriend at least until it was over. Ended up being single for 6 years in total.

 

[Bungle]

Why did you break up?

A new man arrived on the scene and he never stood a chance....

 

[Deleted member 48881]

Why did you break up?

months of disagreements mate. lockdown measures too did no good for us between March and June

 

[KaiserEFC]

Smash lines
Bang nines

Don’t make a thread about her on the internet.

 

[YoboCopter]

Why did you break up?

Looks like hes already answered it
Dosent like meaningless sex

 

[Moomin]

A new man arrived on the scene and he never stood a chance....

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Surely it should be vape smoke covering his private’s

 

[davids]

Looks like hes already answered it
Dosent like meaningless sex

Meaningless sex,is there any other type?

 

[The binman chronicles]

A new man arrived on the scene and he never stood a chance....

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It's amazing how toned you can get constantly trying to fix a toilet seat and opening fray bentos tins. @Tea_drinker take note.

 

[YoboCopter]

Meaningless sex,is there any other type?

Not what i know of unless you aim to reproduce everytime you have it

 

[BluePeadar]

Listen to Embrace until your ears melt.
Get a dog if you havent got one. If you have learn to use a forklift
If you already know how to drive a forklift learn the guitar
If you already know the guitar then take up Origami. By the time you find an origami class you will have forgotten why in the name of jaysus you were born in the first place
works everytime for me

 

[BluePeadar]

Find and do something that makes you happy and do it often
Whatever makes you happy sets you free

 

[DrEFC]

So timely - I’m literally going thru the same with a woman I have come to find out (from her mother) has lied to me for 5yrs. From who her father is, who the father of her eldest son is, stolen valour (claimed to be in the military - not true), extra curricular relationships (before we moved in together), and to top the lot, a 3rd child that died that she made up completely.
I still haven’t blocked her yet as she has a few things remaining at my house. Once that stuff has been picked up, I’m cutting all contact.

I read that as her dad is also the father of her eldest, as if the rest of it wasn't bad enough.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

TIME

It is the only remedy I am afraid

True. However, I imagine that what our friend here is asking for really is how to make that time as painless as possible.

 

[YoboCopter]

True. However, I imagine that what our friend here is asking for really is how to make that time as painless as possible.

Has brasses n lemo been mentioned yet?