Ways to forget ex gf?

[Naval Blue]

Stop cry arsing, celebrate the fact you have your life back and can do what you want without someone whining at you constantly. Go out and celebrate.
If your desperate for cuddles and love........just get another bird.........after a while she'll start whining and sucking the life out of you and then you'll be back to where you started. You can then start a thread on how to dump your bird

 

[John from Bootle]

Give James Rodriguez a football. When he rewinds time, you can kill her parents in 1974.

 

[Sword of the Morning]

"The things I do for love"