GOT: It never lets you forget.
Desperate for suggestions - HELP!
- Thread starter Lao
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The best advice I can offer you is:
Since it was a video (I presume your missus could tell the difference between Skype/MSN and a website) and since it was filmed in their old place (if she saw much of it) then at least you weren't "live" with her best mate - I know it doesn't make it much better but I think if you tell your missus the truth (and all the strange coincidences etc. etc.) she won't have images of you and her together chatting on a webcam - she won't be happy with what you did and what she has seen but it might remove some of the total distrust and worries she will have right now..
Is this a wind-up btw?
Since it was a video (I presume your missus could tell the difference between Skype/MSN and a website) and since it was filmed in their old place (if she saw much of it) then at least you weren't "live" with her best mate - I know it doesn't make it much better but I think if you tell your missus the truth (and all the strange coincidences etc. etc.) she won't have images of you and her together chatting on a webcam - she won't be happy with what you did and what she has seen but it might remove some of the total distrust and worries she will have right now..
Is this a wind-up btw?
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I reckon she's just biding her time mate, at some point she's gonna shove something up your arsh without warning.
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Still waiting to see the video before i offer an informed opinion.
It's only right.
It's only right.
Lao
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Ok, Update....absolute disaster.
I went for a drink with my mate the other night, the one who’s wife....errm.......that I err.......
Anyway, we’d had about six pints by nine o’clock then some bloke gets up and starts asking questions and says it’s quiz night. We were doing OK on the first few questions and then he asked, ‘Katie Price aka Jordan has recently split from her second husband – what was his name?’ I was just about to say ‘wasn’t it Alex something’ but as I turned towards my mate I noticed his eyes were welling up, then he just broke down crying. ‘What’s up?’ I said, and after he’d settled himself a bit he just said ‘She’s gone’. After a big swig of his pint he calmed down and said that she had just walked out on him, met some bloke on the internet and gone out of town somewhere! (The quiz question was a really bad co-incidence because my mate’s name is Alex and his wife’s name is Kate).
I didn’t really know what to say, and after six pints I’m not very diplomatic, so I just said ‘she‘s not worth it mate, your well rid’ I just couldn’t help myself, then told him everything about my little ‘episode’. He didn’t believe me, didn’t think for one minute that she would do anything like that. He asked me to prove it, to give him the link to the video. I couldn’t remember exactly where it was but I knew I’d remember once I was onto the site (the one for hamster lovers), so he said let’s go back to his place. He’s got a PC linked up to his TV, and we sat down with a couple of beers and tried to find it.
It didn’t take long to find it and he couldn’t believe it! He jumped up when he saw her, knocked into me and half a bottle of Bud went all over my pants, we then heard the door open behind us and his wife was standing there.....
I was standing there with a big wet patch on my trousers, my mate was pointing at the TV and she stared open mouthed at herself in HD technicolour on their 42” Panasonic Plasma.
All I could say was ‘See ya mate’ and legged it.
I went for a drink with my mate the other night, the one who’s wife....errm.......that I err.......
Anyway, we’d had about six pints by nine o’clock then some bloke gets up and starts asking questions and says it’s quiz night. We were doing OK on the first few questions and then he asked, ‘Katie Price aka Jordan has recently split from her second husband – what was his name?’ I was just about to say ‘wasn’t it Alex something’ but as I turned towards my mate I noticed his eyes were welling up, then he just broke down crying. ‘What’s up?’ I said, and after he’d settled himself a bit he just said ‘She’s gone’. After a big swig of his pint he calmed down and said that she had just walked out on him, met some bloke on the internet and gone out of town somewhere! (The quiz question was a really bad co-incidence because my mate’s name is Alex and his wife’s name is Kate).
I didn’t really know what to say, and after six pints I’m not very diplomatic, so I just said ‘she‘s not worth it mate, your well rid’ I just couldn’t help myself, then told him everything about my little ‘episode’. He didn’t believe me, didn’t think for one minute that she would do anything like that. He asked me to prove it, to give him the link to the video. I couldn’t remember exactly where it was but I knew I’d remember once I was onto the site (the one for hamster lovers), so he said let’s go back to his place. He’s got a PC linked up to his TV, and we sat down with a couple of beers and tried to find it.
It didn’t take long to find it and he couldn’t believe it! He jumped up when he saw her, knocked into me and half a bottle of Bud went all over my pants, we then heard the door open behind us and his wife was standing there.....
I was standing there with a big wet patch on my trousers, my mate was pointing at the TV and she stared open mouthed at herself in HD technicolour on their 42” Panasonic Plasma.
All I could say was ‘See ya mate’ and legged it.
Lao
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We haven't spoken for about a month, apart form yes/no/what do you want for dinner etc...
Lao
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No worries, most people seem to be finding this pretty hilarious..I'd laugh myself if it wasn't happening to me!
It's a bit like the time I was on a train and looked out of the window and saw an old woman fall over.
Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian
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superb, this has to be a wind up though mate you're taking it too far now.
*re watches vid.
*re watches vid.
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