Desperate for suggestions - HELP!

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Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian said:
lynne has black hair, this bird is ginger.

tbh we'd all love to 'stumble across' someone we recognise, if he hadn't been caught it would be his regular fap now, I wouldn't be able to stop myself from mentioning it to the person in question though after a few ales.
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I didn't say what her hair colour was! You obviously found the link!

I am going to find it so hard(!) next time i go for a pint with my mate though.
 

Lao said:
I didn't say what her hair colour was! You obviously found the link!

I am going to find it so hard(!) next time i go for a pint with my mate though.
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Ask him if he wants to watch some porn with you, then pretend that you chose a random video, showing him the one with his wife.
 
You say this took place in their old house ? Maybe they made a tape or, more likely, a disc and left it behind when they moved. The new occupants may have found it and put it on the site. As I've already said, they might not know it is on there
 
Guys, I have had a really Sh1tty day and had some bad news and this has really cheered me up (Sorry Lao!!!) but in your misery you have cheered the heart of another.
 

Lisa said:
Well you have screwed up royally to put it plain and simple. Before you can apologize and even 'try' to make things right, you need to understand how you made her feel.
No wife or girlfriend wants to catch their partner pleasuring themselves to another woman. You have made her feel unattractive and unwanted. You have been deceitful and sneaky. Whether it was your first time or not she is not going to believe a word you say and why should she? Relationships are built on trust, she knows that if she hadn't have caught you that you wouldn't have told her, therefore you were keeping things from her and going behind her back.

I can only imagine how I would feel if I caught Dylan doing that. I would be so upset and hurt and feel very betrayed.


Did it not cross your mind to maybe wake her up and let her know how you were feeling? She would have appreciated that more than catching you in the 'act' alone. Good communication is the best thing for any relationship.

It's going to take a long time for her to trust you again and you have to respect that. Say your sorry and talk to her. But the key is going to be showing her that your sorry and not doing anything behind her back. Be honest with her all the time, talk to her about everything. Let her know when you have 'urges' and let her be a part of how your feeling even at 1 am.

Other than that give her time, she may forgive you she may not. Be the best partner that you can be treat her with the respect that she deserves.
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This is absolutely hilarious.

She should be putting out, i blame the woman.

Poor mate is hiding in the basement while Mrs Lao has the purse strings welded tight on the goody bag.

And nows the perfect time to hit up your mates missus with a bit of sexual blackmail.

You're in the drivers seat bro.
 
I still think you should ask her whats wrong? or could always go with "I'm sorry you're upset"

***Contains a little swearing***

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my mrs caught myself once.

middle of the night ,everyone in bed , i was bored , flicked a channel on , get into it , spanked the monkey a little .
then i heard my missus get up and the door open behind me , so i quickly changed channel.
but the channel changed to sky news and they were showing the micheal jackson burial.
the mrs , shocked , looked at me with my piece in my hand , looked at the tv and obviously thought the worst.
what bad luck.

who would have thought 2 channels would be showing the same event.
 
uknightbreed said:
my mrs caught myself once.

middle of the night ,everyone in bed , i was bored , flicked a channel on , get into it , spanked the monkey a little .
then i heard my missus get up and the door open behind me , so i quickly changed channel.
but the channel changed to sky news and they were showing the micheal jackson burial.
the mrs , shocked , looked at me with my piece in my hand , looked at the tv and obviously thought the worst.
what bad luck.

who would have thought 2 channels would be showing the same event.
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PMSL!

Bravo!
 

uknightbreed said:
my mrs caught myself once.

middle of the night ,everyone in bed , i was bored , flicked a channel on , get into it , spanked the monkey a little .
then i heard my missus get up and the door open behind me , so i quickly changed channel.
but the channel changed to sky news and they were showing the micheal jackson burial.
the mrs , shocked , looked at me with my piece in my hand , looked at the tv and obviously thought the worst.
what bad luck.

who would have thought 2 channels would be showing the same event.
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I wasn't expecting a punch line. Top work
 
uknightbreed said:
my mrs caught myself once.

middle of the night ,everyone in bed , i was bored , flicked a channel on , get into it , spanked the monkey a little .
then i heard my missus get up and the door open behind me , so i quickly changed channel.
but the channel changed to sky news and they were showing the micheal jackson burial.
the mrs , shocked , looked at me with my piece in my hand , looked at the tv and obviously thought the worst.
what bad luck.

who would have thought 2 channels would be showing the same event.
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Haha :lol:
 

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