Desperate for suggestions - HELP!

[spikeman]

Now I know why your name is LAO

Now look at it upside down.

 

[Dylan]

Removed

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

lynne has black hair, this bird is ginger.

tbh we'd all love to 'stumble across' someone we recognise, if he hadn't been caught it would be his regular fap now, I wouldn't be able to stop myself from mentioning it to the person in question though after a few ales.

 

[pornpimol]

let her catch you having a wa%k over her photo 1-1

 

[Blue Truth]

*NEWSFLASH* guys watch porn. dont be ashamed of it. the stuff about your mates wife...

 

[Blue Truth]

I also don't think telling people the video link will help either. I know, I know, she won't know you've done it, but it's still not going to help your case....just talking from a girls PoV.

Just talk to her as normal and if she's funny with you/brings it up, just tell her the truth. It's better than nothing.

we know it wont help him but it will help us

 

[Blue Truth]

Now I know why your name is LAO

Now look at it upside down.

how long did it take you to think of that???

 

[Muggins]

Lao, sorry mate, but i'm thinking you're not quite telling us the whole story...

Is this just an attempt to help convince yourself of your own version of events....

It was a hamster film, thats why she's not talking to you, wasn't it??...

Mind you the whole best friends wife thing was well manifested. It won't rub with Columbo here...

 

[heatmeiser]

Two words.

Wife swap.

 

[Muggins]

Two words.

Wife Fap.

fixed.

 

[heatmeiser]

You should just tell her you have been struggling with intimacy issues, and that you are desperate to work it out.

Tell her to read up on Schopenhauer's Hedgehog's dilema and then make her feel bad for ignoring you.

It works. Well, it did for me.

I find pretending to be mentally ill usually gets you out of most tricky situations. You may end up going to hell, but at least you'll still be married.

 

[spikeman]

how long did it take you to think of that???

I didnt come up with it. I was showed it a long time ago.

 

[chicoazul]

Tattoo her name and date of birth on your sack mate, that will show your devotion and she'll forgive you instantly.

 

[ToffeeMark]

Say "whats wrong?, is it that time of the month?"

 

[Jamo Martinez]

Get some photoshop jobs of your mate (the one whose wife was on the site obviously), buy a female sex toy, and when she finally confronts you about the other night, whip them out and tell her you found them in her knickers drawer. Tell her you felt betrayed but you love her so much you just decided to get your own back in a like for like way. That always works for me