Me: "How much for the 2011 Lexus GS300?"
Salesman: "Around $60,000...but we could probably work something out."
Me: "Well that's good because I just spend a lot of money on hookers and blow."
Salesman: "What, what's that?"
Me: "Hookers you know, girls tha..."
Salesman: "No, I heard you. I just wasn't sure that's what you said."
Me: "Yeah well that's what I said. And 60K might be a bit steep for me now."
Salesman: "What kind of price are you looking for?
Me: "Something closer to about $15,000, and with the upgraded Navigation system too."
Salesman: "Are you kidding?"
Me: "No...those girls weren't cheap and have you seen drug prices these days? Geez...and that was all in one night."
Salesman: "Well I don't think I can come down that far on the price."
Me: "Well all I've got left is the 15K... How about the ES 350?"