This is alright this.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi i am m,25 and i search for a more intimate talk (maybe cam or pics too)
You: Hey
Stranger: where you from?
You: uk
You: you?
Stranger: germany
You: I'm a filthy dirty ****
Stranger: age?
You: 25
Stranger: nice
You: I havent washed for days and my Vag strangely smells like a brewery
You: you like?
Stranger: are you shaved?
You: yeah
You: I had to shave to apply the cream
Stranger: what cream?
You: Oh just the warts, lets not get bogged down in that though
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey asl?

You: American Society of Librarians?

Stranger: shweet

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This tickled me.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: M or f
You: M
Stranger: Bi or straight
You: Straight
Stranger: Bi
You: Bye
You have disconnected.
 
His last reply made me howl for some reason :s

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: gay?
You: Happy as larry lid
Stranger: homosexual
You: Gok Wan is one of them mate
Stranger: ?
You: Looks a naked birds though doesn't he
Stranger: you gay
You: Gets away with it and everything
Stranger: who's gok wan
You: Google him lid
Stranger: asl
You: Or google David Coulthard
You: And look how sexual his chin is
Stranger: David is a F1 driver
You: Yes lid! Did you google him?
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This lid got way too upset think the fact I copied and pasted the federal **** would of sent him over the edge! ...

..You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi asl
Stranger: 25 f La
You: F 16 uk
Stranger: cool
Stranger: u lisbein
You: What is la
Stranger: a city
You: Lisbon?
You: No uk
Stranger: ur stupid
You: Why lol
Stranger: dumb ass
You: What have I said
Stranger: just shut the hell up
You: U asked if I was in Lisbon
You: But that is in Portugal
You: I'm in uk
You: Don't be nasty
Stranger: lisbon isnt a ****ing country
You: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to potential violations of U.S. law. Reference no. 2334458836. Your IP address has been entered into our suspect database and may be sent to Child Protective Services. Please wait while memory ref. code 90637895
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Lose it towards the end like but still disturbing


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Ur name is Joshua
You: Tree!
Stranger: Tree
Stranger: Please don't rale me
Stranger: Rape*
You: Actung baby!
Stranger: :O
Stranger: Ur horny
You: A bit
Stranger: I'm scared u might rape me when I sleep
You: No way you're well ugly the tide wouldn't take you out!
You: You've got a great personality though
Stranger: ;,(
Stranger: Ur mean though
You: And a fit mate!
Stranger: http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lq4kfrnacm1qfvtamo1_500.jpg
Stranger: I'm in polka dots
You: Can't see it
You: First you want me to rape you then you say I'm mean when I call you ugly!
Stranger: Oh
You: I take it back you are quite fit!
Stranger: Ok
Stranger: ?
Stranger: Wait what
Stranger: U saw my pic
You: Nice pic
Stranger: ?
Stranger: Thank you
You: Looks like you've got a nice pair!
You: Is that you're mum next to you?
You: Do you think pineapple has any place on pizza?
You: Are oranges the only fruit?
Stranger: Yes
Stranger: Lol not
Stranger: No
Stranger: Yes pineapples do
You: Do you like a munch on a rug!
Stranger: And oranges are not the only fruit
Stranger: Lol no
You: Thayer tried?
You: You tried
Stranger: Oh
Stranger: What's that
You: If you're arms we're cut off from the elbow, would you rather have a hand or a hook on the end?
Stranger: A hand
You: Really what if you got in a fight?
You: Mind you it would be **** paying for stuff with a hook!
Stranger: Oh i would run
You: Anyway you still want me to rape you?
You: You asleep?
You: Wake up you lazy ****er
 

Hahaha, I like this. What an idiot:


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: helllllllllo
Stranger: asl?
You: 18 f manchester u???
Stranger: 16 m wrexham
Stranger: how is you
You: worried about chlamidyia, you?
Stranger: wtf you retard
Stranger: spelt like a true spas
Stranger: cleomidia
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: Low
Stranger: Near?
You: Far?
Stranger: Where ever you are
Your conversational partner has disconnected.




I'll stop now.
 

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