Tottenham Hotspur

[MikeH72]

We don’t spend wisely - we bought Richy and Solanke to replace Kane and Son - we need these owners out - you lot know what that’s like

Didn’t want them out when you were all Poznaning when getting battered by City and “Sonny” was hitting the keeper from clean through on purpose did you? Little Tarquin melts.

 

[Creek]

Oh rahhhh Jonty get another ski trip booked in on daddy’s gold card.

The Hill Dickinson stadium

 

[Creek]

Imagine thinking he cares about anything football related when supporting Tottenham Superspurs Multi-purpose Corporation.

The Hill Dickinson

 

[allen]

Yeah we won’t though will we - let’s be honest, even in the Champ we will be a more attractive prospect than half the Prem - players know we won’t be Dow there for long - it’s why we can still attract a manager like De Zerbi

That is delusional, I’m afraid.

Players want to be going for titles first, playing in Europe second and playing in the Premier League third.

The Championship is fourth - at best.

The players you will be able to attract by overpaying will be the mercenaries… and you’re hardly going to build a squad to be proud of like that.

I don’t blame you for your delusion - we all overstate our own club’s attractiveness.

 

[MikeH72]

The Hill Dickinson

What’s your favourite Beyonce song to shake your booty to Jasper?

 

[Tommy Chong]

it’s why we can still attract a manager like De Zerbi

A manager ‘like’ de Zerbi? I think come 4PM tomorrow, you’ll regret saying that, mate.

 

[Creek]

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So why would be less deserving of a “Euro” super league spot than City and Arsenal???

 

[Swartzy]

Don’t forget we don’t have a stadium sponsor so didn’t have to call our ground something uber corporate like, oh I don’t know, something really crap like the Hill Dickinson stadium - now that is modern corporate crap

Don't jump on that one to quick mate, we all know that pompous giit Mike Ashley is still floating his Sports Direct empire around..
I could actually see that on your stadium..

 

[MikeH72]

Sergio Romero when he’s faced with a blockade of Tarquins in Idles t-shirts outside the ground.

 

[MikeH72]

Hahahaha oh wowzers.

 

[Creek]

Didn’t want them out when you were all Poznaning when getting battered by City and “Sonny” was hitting the keeper from clean through on purpose did you? Little Tarquin melts.

So Beto goes through on goal against say Chelsea, if he scores you win the game and qualify for the champions league and Liverpool win the title.

If he misses, you end up in the Europa league which you go onto win and Liverpool don’t win the title.

Now the corporate answer would be the first one because you get more money in the champions league. The football answer is the second one because you stop your rivals and win a trophy yourself.

You’ve had your head turned by the Hill Dickinson lid

 

[MikeH72]

So Beto goes through on goal against say Chelsea, if he scores you win the game and qualify for the champions league and Liverpool win the title.

If he misses, you end up in the Europa league which you go onto win and Liverpool don’t win the title.

Now the corporate answer would be the first one because you get more money in the champions league. The football answer is the second one because you stop your rivals and win a trophy yourself.

You’ve had your head turned by the Hill Dickinson lid

We had this exact scenario in 2014, go and watch footage from that game, you won’t see a single Everton fan in the ground celebrating City’s goals. At the end of the day your fans are as plastic as the football club itself, a match made for each other. Every one of you were secretly praying for the Super League to happen to save you from the footballing reality you’re currently facing right now. You’ll be the first football club to jump at the chance to play a league game over in the States. You’re a disgrace to the game.

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

It’s not White Hart Lane anymore.
It’s this monstrosity now, remember?
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I personally think that monstrosity is a sensational ground

 

[Creek]

That is delusional, I’m afraid.

Players want to be going for titles first, playing in Europe second and playing in the Premier League third.

The Championship is fourth - at best.

The players you will be able to attract by overpaying will be the mercenaries… and you’re hardly going to build a squad to be proud of like that.

I don’t blame you for your delusion - we all overstate our own club’s attractiveness.

Please, you telling me that if a player is offered a 5 year contract with Spurs or a 5 year contract with Bournemouth that they will choose the latter?

They know at some point Spurs will get their act together and be back in Europe - Bournemouth have never even qualified for Europe or won a trophy.

Loads of nothing clubs in the Prem like that - Fulham, Brentford, Brighton, Burnley - could also be Boro and Millwall.

Play in front of 11,000 fans at the vitality or 61,000 at Spurs.

 

[Creek]

What’s your favourite Beyonce song to shake your booty to Jasper?

Where do you rate Hill Dickinson amongst law firms and do you feel the name really reflects the soul of Everton football club