Tottenham Hotspur

[Tommy Chong]

Listen if there’s one thing you need to learn quickly here on GrandOldTeam.com, it’s that we weren’t born this morning. You’ve all been crowing about your “best stadium in the world” for the past 7 years, you can’t pull our wool over the eyes with this one. In fact you are on here TODAY bragging about how much money your club makes, now you want me to believe you’re against your owners and against the corporatisation of the club??

You’re a genuine embarrassment as a fanbase, you were all doing the Poznan in the ground when City beat you the other year. I actually think you’re possibly the worst fanbase in the entire league when you factor in everything, you’d sell your arses for an extra £2 to get invited into the Club World Cup. I’ll say it again, if you get the point where you’re relying on these wet flannels to try and drag you over the line you are royally screwed, Tarquin will be getting off after 40 minutes again and going to buy a Chelsea top.

But tell us what you really think, Mike…

 

[MikeH72]

But tell us what you really think, Mike…

I hate Spurs.

 

[Creek]

Due to absolutely nothing football related either by the way, but due to having a load of boxing and concerts at your NFL stadium. Everything wrong with modern football.

Not true at all - we sell out most weeks - that’s 61,000 fans.

Champions league money, Europa league winning money.

And we built it all from a stadium that was a similar size to Goodison. The difference was we had a crazy spell of identifying superstars in the making - Carrick, Bale, Modric, Berbatov, Son - we’d lose one for a huge fee and pick up another for a tupence ha’penny.

We get £20m from the NFL and roughly £40m from the concerts, Boxing and Rugby - but that base was all built from football.

Don’t forget we don’t have a stadium sponsor so didn’t have to call our ground something uber corporate like, oh I don’t know, something really crap like the Hill Dickinson stadium - now that is modern corporate crap

 

[Creek]

He’s not wrong tbf
Even dominos pizza are having a pop
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Exactly - what did they say about Villa?

 

[Creek]

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Let’s not get ahead of ourselves here, lad… It’s the EL trophy. You’re also fighting relegation with Solanke, and not Kane.
You COULD have won the CL trophy with Kane, but your lot decided to rollover and let Herr Klopp and der mighty redmen tickle your belly.

Ironically starting an unfit Kane in that final was arguably the biggest cause of that defeat.

We learnt from it though - Son did not start the Europa final - we started Richy and brought son on for the last 30 mins.

 

[allen]

Not true at all - we sell out most weeks - that’s 61,000 fans.

Champions league money, Europa league winning money.

And we built it all from a stadium that was a similar size to Goodison. The difference was we had a crazy spell of identifying superstars in the making - Carrick, Bale, Modric, Berbatov, Son - we’d lose one for a huge fee and pick up another for a tupence ha’penny.

We get £20m from the NFL and roughly £40m from the concerts, Boxing and Rugby - but that base was all built from football.

Don’t forget we don’t have a stadium sponsor so didn’t have to call our ground something uber corporate like, oh I don’t know, something really crap like the Hill Dickinson stadium - now that is modern corporate crap

And yet you’re on the verge of relegation.

Enjoy your revenues.

 

[MikeH72]

Not true at all - we sell out most weeks - that’s 61,000 fans.

Champions league money, Europa league winning money.

And we built it all from a stadium that was a similar size to Goodison. The difference was we had a crazy spell of identifying superstars in the making - Carrick, Bale, Modric, Berbatov, Son - we’d lose one for a huge fee and pick up another for a tupence ha’penny.

We get £20m from the NFL and roughly £40m from the concerts, Boxing and Rugby - but that base was all built from football.

Don’t forget we don’t have a stadium sponsor so didn’t have to call our ground something uber corporate like, oh I don’t know, something really crap like the Hill Dickinson stadium - now that is modern corporate crap

Oh rahhhh Jonty get another ski trip booked in on daddy’s gold card.

 

[MikeH72]

And yet you’re on the verge of relegation.

Enjoy your revenues.

Imagine thinking he cares about anything football related when supporting Tottenham Superspurs Multi-purpose Corporation.

 

[Creek]

Listen if there’s one thing you need to learn quickly here on GrandOldTeam.com, it’s that we weren’t born this morning. You’ve all been crowing about your “best stadium in the world” for the past 7 years, you can’t pull our wool over the eyes with this one. In fact you are on here TODAY bragging about how much money your club makes, now you want me to believe you’re against your owners and against the corporatisation of the club??

You’re a genuine embarrassment as a fanbase, you were all doing the Poznan in the ground when City beat you the other year. I actually think you’re possibly the worst fanbase in the entire league when you factor in everything, you’d sell your families for £2 to get invited into the Club World Cup. I’ll say it again, if you get the point where you’re relying on these wet flannels to try and drag you over the line you are royally screwed, Tarquin will be getting off after 40 minutes again and going to buy a Chelsea top.

I’m guessing a Spurs fan nicked your girlfriend or left a skiddy in your toilet.

How am I boasting about our finances - I’m just trying to put some perspective on things.

I like that you hate us - we’re completely irrelevant though right??

 

[MikeH72]

I’m guessing a Spurs fan nicked your girlfriend or left a skiddy in your toilet.

How am I boasting about our finances - I’m just trying to put some perspective on things.

I like that you hate us - we’re completely irrelevant though right??

Every time a Spurs fan leaves a skiddy in the toilet they get their butler to come and clean it up.

 

[Creek]

Yes, you’ll be able to have first pick of all the third-rate players from across the globe.

Mate, you’ll be less attractive than Coventry - and possibly even Millwall.

Yeah we won’t though will we - let’s be honest, even in the Champ we will be a more attractive prospect than half the Prem - players know we won’t be Dow there for long - it’s why we can still attract a manager like De Zerbi

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Spurs have 4 Euro trophies to Arsenals 1, we’ve won more Euro trophies than City.

 

[Shibbywiggles]

Exactly - what did they say about Villa?

Can’t remember much hype about Villa but I can tell you everyone and their mums were hammering us for two and a half seasons

The amount of ‘best ground in the championship’ shouts was crazy

I think historically in domestic football Villa are the same size club as spurs but spurs have somehow been included in this Sky 6 narrative for 10-15 years so a lot more is being made of it than was for Villa because Villa had been a nothing club for some time

 

[Creek]

And yet you’re on the verge of relegation.

Enjoy your revenues.

We don’t spend wisely - we bought Richy and Solanke to replace Kane and Son - we need these owners out - you lot know what that’s like

 

[Tommy Chong]

Ironically starting an unfit Kane in that final was arguably the biggest cause of that defeat.

We learnt from it though - Son did not start the Europa final - we started Richy and brought son on for the last 30 mins.

Ok, I hear you, mate… Solanke’s still rubbish, though.