So did Taylor Swift, last year at her show at Analfield, but that's fine, since I couldn't give a granny's twaddle about her, or her music.
And unless your daughter is a 'Swiftie', the only other reason that I can think for a fully grown man to attend a Taylor Swift concert all by himself would be to... Well, you know.
So if the majority of the audience there were lads let out of their basements by their mars for 'good behaviour', then I guess she was playing to her target demographic.
Erased from history by the RS media spin doctors, mate.
Like the fate of the Ninth Legion. They disappeared from the Roman army, and the records show that their last known presence was in Northern Britain.
Then after that,
poof!, the records of their ultimate demise simply vanished from Ancient Rome's history books, so nobody knows for sure what happened to them.
The most obvious theory is that they got their arses handed to them on an attempted military campaign into Northern Britain, so rather than looking like the 'Mighty' Roman Empire got pwned like a bunch of little b.tches, they decided it was just easier to erase the legion's fate from the history books.
Apologies about the history lesson, mate

... But that's just the most applicable analogy that I could think of, as it's proper kopite behaviour if I ever saw it.
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And just like that... It never happened.