Leicester City v Everton

Hey there. Quick one as, well, there’s not really much to talk about is there? Or certainly to anticipate between now and the end of the season. In a way it’s like the sugar crash one may experience after a nig...

Liverpool v Everton Preview

Might as well get it out of the way, not unlike a visit to the dentists. Or maybe this is part of the problem? Defeatism v rabid optimism that results in not a single win there in sixteen years of this centu...

Everton v Southampton Preview

A Saturday game at 3 o’clock at Goodison. If the sun breaks through the clouds then there’s not many more places you’d rather be. Yet many of our parish are not looking forward to it very much. I’m here to w...

Crystal Palace v Everton Preview

Midweek togger is back for a couple of weeks, not letting us digest the weekly edition of ‘Everton are tripe’ before it lashes presumably some more at you. Are you ready then? Nah, me neither much. La...

Watford vs Everton

Where do you start with a problem like Everton? More of that in a bit, not too much as it’s been done to death more than those Keep Calm and “insert something here” memes you see about, or jarg Naf Naf track...

Everton v West Ham Preview

As a mammal we are evolved to note various signs and signals which when reacted to or acted upon bring a reward or safeguard. It’s thousands and thousands of years of genetic programming that our ancestors bene...

Aston Villa v Everton

How y’all feeling out there? A weekend that I’d dreaded for a full month turned out to be of the most enjoyable of the season, and on top of that we got a new majority shareholder too. But a bit more of that...