Zlatan

[Igrok]

Rooney will come after...

 

[Deleted member 38674]

Everton - the retirement home for those too decrepit even for the MLS

He would still comfortably be our best player.

 

[Deleted member 48881]

welcome home, Zlatan

 

[neil999]

I feel like Zlatan has become a side issue in this thread and we've just discovered someone that really needs our help.

the not saying bye really pulls on the heart strings

 

[KaiserEFC]

Colossal bellend but I’d take him for sure.

 

[MikeH72]

What the hell

 

[longers]

Just imagine the giant influx of FIFA virgins on this forum if we do sign him

 

[nsno-chris]

Zlatan, will you be joining the Everton??

 

[Goat]

The perfect player for a club looking to lower its wage bill!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Deleted member 38674]

The perfect player for a club looking to win football matches and raise it's profile?

Possibly

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

Absolute state of the shouts on here...Virgins the lot of yer!

 

[Lelouch]

proper billy big balls but I'd take him for a season or two.

 

[Goat]

Possibly

I would sell both my kidneys just for Zlatan to play 5 minutes for us.

 

[DanEFC92]

Ginola IN

 

[Paul Rideout]

Love Zlatan me, would give him a billion quid for 6 months.

I knew Steve Walsh scoured these chats...