Paul Rideout

Player Valuation: £10m
Kopites in Sweden as well. Flipping Vikings everywhere . We need to fill in BMD as quick as possible to stop them landing and breeding with us normal Eberton folk
scouse actually derived from a Norwegian dish called labscouse (or something like that). So sadly I think those saucy Vikings have already infiltrated the ranks.


Player Valuation: £25m
With Carlo coming in, its then just a matter of time before we pair Zlatan up front with Kean. Perfect combo of strong veteran to hold up and flick on, and fast youngster to run off of it. I predict 50 goals between the pair.


Player Valuation: £750k
Zltan is a bwast, 1 years deal for him and nothing can go wrong. We’ve signed some awful non proven players for a lot of money (transfer fees, wages and long contracts) zlatan is proven despite his age


Allardyce Out
Seems pointless given we aren't in a relegation fight and it'd be a short term fix, but hey, he's never relied on pace, was genuinely world class and would give entertainment in an otherwise terrible season.


Player Valuation: £70m
I'm convinced - Make It So Mosh, lets face it, last Saturday excepted, we've been a borderline laughing stock all season...and it might just work.


Player Valuation: £15m
It’s just Bill trying to raise extra money through shirt sales, we do still charge by the letter don’t we?


Player Valuation: £70m
Never had a name on any shirt I've had and I've got about 40 of them.

I will get ZLATAN though.
Got loads meself like must be 25 to 30 of them. Only one with a name on it tho.
Our current manager ....me lad has claimed it now.
He'd have Zlatan straight away.

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