Zlatan Ibrahimović

[maccavennie]

Sign him up. Proven winner.

Sigurdsson, happy to doss about pinging 30 yarders about for the rest of his career, could do with being showed the next level.

Not only do I hope he signs , but I hope that every single player that doesn’t step up in training has to go 1v1 with him for 3 rounds after training.

My hope is he comes in and scores 1000 blammos including 10 in the FA Cup 3rd round

 

[jaycee]

Id buy him just so he can volley that little baghead Robertson all over the pit when he tries to be a tough guy

 

[Jt2105]

So many "squeeeeeeeeees" if this actually happens

 

[Pittsburgh Footy]

I just want to see his face after he’s come out and said “this is now Zlatan FC I am your god” or something like that and he’s expecting all the fans to be licking his arse like at all his other clubs but instead they’re booing him and calling him a meatball tosser because he won’t put a tackle in.

All the fans will be licking his arse b/c he's gonna boo his teammates all over the pitch when they aren't performing. He'll be just like a fan, not understanding what SChneiderlin is doing out there, getting in Iceland's face. PUnching Keane when he doesn't mark his man.

It'll be beautiful

 

[KindofBlue]

It didn't hurt Rashford to learn from him for a year. Let's hope Moise and DCL absorb all they can if this happens.

 

[MrGrumpy]

This happening?

 

[Rob17896]

All the fans will be licking his arse b/c he's gonna boo his teammates all over the pitch when they aren't performing. He'll be just like a fan, not understanding what SChneiderlin is doing out there, getting in Iceland's face. PUnching Keane when he doesn't mark his man.

It'll be beautiful

old man who should see out his time, if he has any, in good 'ol US of A where he can compete with that other ancient egomaniac who is president. NO THANKS

 

[everton1953]

38? No thanks, unless maybe for 4 months.

 

[Bluebonic]

Anyone getting his name tattoed on their widgey? Thought not.

Full name or just the surname? Asking for a friend?

 

[SpongeBob brown shoes]

Full name or just the surname? Asking for a friend?

It's cold out so it might only read 'vic'

 

[Bluebonic]

It's cold out so it might only read 'vic'

I’d struggle with that mate

 

[messymascot]

Would be a good signing until the end of the season and then reassess. Eto'o comes to mind a little but if he comes in he's already played in England once so understands the league. It's just at that age body can fall off a cliff quickly and 18 months at them likely wages is a big commitment.

 

[zukai12_]

Would be worth it just to see him knock vvd on his arse in the Cup

 

[Glasshalffull]

It's cold out so it might only read 'vic'

Or even, 'v'?

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Funny feeling it's happening.