Zlatan Ibrahimović

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

Wouldn't he want to finish his career on a high?

 

[Arteta10]

Wouldn't he want to finish his career on a high?

Exactly. Winning the carabao cup with Carlo

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

Exactly. Winning the carabao cup with Carlo

I can just see him now, doing a lap of Wembley with egg cup held aloft.

 

[WeAreEvertonians]

he was working under a clampet, got annoyed because said clampet had no standards (something which Eto’o, has a professional, demanded) he then talked about the clampet to other professionals who all agreed the clampet was a massive clampet

Zlatan loves Carlo. Everyone hated the clampet

Saved me from writing it

 

[canuckblue]

Eto'o mrk II?

Eto'o Brute?

 

[riddick]

To show VVDyke that he is nothing...then he can leave..

Would love for him to be in before the FA Cup tie

 

[sharkey1001]

Eto'o was a standard above anything we had at the time. You could see he was being mis-managed badly.

Eto'o probably had enough of the Martinez nonsense talk about 4-5 weeks in and demanded that we practice set-pieces as we were handing goals out on a plate!

"Set-piece goals aren't worth as much as an open play goal" Roberto Martinez, football genius

 

[ChesterBlue]

At least we’d have one player with a winning mentality then

 

[Paul Rideout]

Eto'o was a standard above anything we had at the time. You could see he was being mis-managed badly.

Eto'o probably had enough of the Martinez nonsense talk about 4-5 weeks in and demanded that we practice set-pieces as we were handing goals out on a plate!

"Set-piece goals aren't worth as much as an open play goal" Roberto Martinez, football genius

phenominal assessment

 

[gixerk6]

He’s never been one for pace, so age is irrelevant as he’s lost nothing
He’s as fit as a butchers dog, the man is super human who could probably play into his 40’s
He’ll be playing with a coach he loves
He would demand wins, it’s his nature he hates losing
It would be a monumental opportunity to cash in on him around the world, him in an Everton kit posted in every shopping centre around the globe

It would sky rocket our position in the footballing world

Except our Kitbag deal would maybe dampen that idea a little. I still can’t believe we though that partnership was a good deal.

 

[DaChunk]

Just Rooney with a Foreign name.

 

[bluesb1970]

Eto'o was a standard above anything we had at the time. You could see he was being mis-managed badly.

Eto'o probably had enough of the Martinez nonsense talk about 4-5 weeks in and demanded that we practice set-pieces as we were handing goals out on a plate!

"Set-piece goals aren't worth as much as an open play goal" Roberto Martinez, football genius

This is absolutely the case. They had a big fall out and that’s why Eto’o left isn’t it?

 

[larrygobfiend]

Are we that starved of success that we'd entertain paying 200k a week to a 38 year old?

 

[vinvinvin]

From what I remember he already looked off the Prem pace by the time he rocked up to United.. I'm not willing to do any research to back that up so someone correct me if I'm wrong

 

[davids]

Are we that starved of success that we'd entertain paying 200k a week to a 38 year old?

Yep.