Your 'ITK' Thread

garyw · June 16, 2017

COYBL25 said:
Regular Smokies or Stars and Stripes ?

No mistaken identity bit was Ronald McDonald

EFCccc · June 16, 2017

West Ham.

Alanbileysfeathercut · June 16, 2017

COYBL25 said:
Regular Smokies or Stars and Stripes ?

S&S

mixed_up · June 16, 2017

Hearing we're in for Honda from AC Milan (might be making this up)

thebluenosebolt · June 16, 2017

mixed_up said:
Hearing we're in for Honda from AC Milan (might be making this up)

Then don't tease x

Nymzee · June 16, 2017

mixed_up said:
Hearing we're in for Honda from AC Milan (might be making this up)

Doesn't even play for AC now lad.

BigBlueConk · June 16, 2017

Eggs said:
...is he any good?

Nailed on.

Mutzo Nutzo · June 18, 2017

liamefc91 said:
Keane and niang announced before sunday

I'm waiting...........

larbert toffee · June 18, 2017

mixed_up said:
Hearing we're in for Honda from AC Milan (might be making this up)

If comes to Goodison will he get a Civic reception.

ham2 · June 18, 2017

larbert toffee said:
If comes to Goodison will he get a Civic reception.

Can we a Ford him?

dandydan · June 18, 2017

butler_boy said:
Ross stalled on his contract as before he signed, he wanted assuring captaincy would be his after Jags. Money wasn't the issue.

Koeman told him in no uncertain terms he would NOT be club captain after Jagielka. Was told Coleman earmarked for the job long-term even with the leg break and Schneiderlin/Williams to share it if Jagielka doesn't play this season.

Barkley thrown the toys out of the pram and not signed it.

Koeman knows that Barkley loves Everton and says "sign by end of the season or you'll be sold" thinking that he'll just sign it. Tough love and all that.

Barkley has allegedly signed already. Koeman/Walsh using him as a smokescreen so other clubs will target him instead of competing with us for our targets.

Source: My uncle's a photographer for EFC. Did some of the promo for the new home kit and heard bits and pieces when the local lads did the shoot.

This has raised the bar for duff ITK stories.
Bravo.

McBain · June 18, 2017

ham2 said:
Can we a Ford him?

Astra nomical wages but yes, I think so.

devogue · June 18, 2017

We are going to sign Nicolai Jorgensen from Feyenoord in the coming weeks.

Stebalk · June 18, 2017

devogue said:
We are going to sign Nicolai Jorgensen from Feyenoord in the coming weeks.

Dutch media are also writing about this transfer, apparently Everton made an 20 million Euro offer. He was a descent striker at Feyenoord last season, but I personally don't think he is can replace Lukaku at the moment.