Your 'ITK' Thread

[ToffeeDoug]

The GOT mug is my most prized possession though.

I have one winging its way in the post to me as we speak!

 

[Seathestars]

Sake, I posted in this thread two weeks ago that we would buy a top of the range centre half, within a week.

 

[Blue Cheese]

state of this place.

 

[GrandOldTeam]

Your opportunity to be lavished by your fellow forum nerds as an 'ITK'

So, make something up and later, we'll review who is definite ITK and who is just an attention seeking whore.

Your fate is entirely dependent on your ability to ride the media consensus and make vague enough statements that could be taken either way.

Good luck.

I'll start with;

• Everton will break their transfer record this summer. We'll spend over 100m - I won't say whether that's net, or after transfer sales - but Everton will spend over 100m this summer. Moshiri MEANS business. Be excited.
• We're trying to keep John Stones and we've made him an offer, but Koeman doesn't wan't any sulkers in the dressing room. We'd like to keep him but we will sell if we receive a massive offer. The same is true for Lukaku.
• All transfer sales will be given to Koeman to spend.
• Ross Barkley will be offered a new contract, indications are that he'll accept.
• We're willing to listen to offers for James McCarthy.
• We've told Man Utd that Seamus Coleman is not for sale.
• Koeman has an extensive shortlist. Just some of the players on his list include Mata, Schneiderlin, Fonte, Carvalho, Blind, Bolasie and Witsel.
• We're progressing with our DOF appointment. Don't rule out Monchi - Sevilla are still confident he'll stay but we're trying.
  
• Koeman WILL sign another striker. Pelle is being considered - he met with Southampton officials last night to sound out the possibility
• Witsel isn't our main target, his agent is drumming up Napoli interest to force our hand.
• Koeman wants to sign a top goalkeeper. He's not keen on Robles, Stekelenburg is a backup.
• Moshiri wants to make a statement of intent - expect a record transfer fee signing.
• Moshiri will acquire more stake in Everton very soon.
• Stadium plans are progressing well, we'll have an update soon.

Your turn...

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/aug/08/crystal-palace-everton-yannick-bolasie-reject-bid?

 

[TheFinnFan]

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/aug/08/crystal-palace-everton-yannick-bolasie-reject-bid?

To me you are always proper itk cause you saw Sterling kicked out of a pub and it was puplished in finnish papers x

 

[GrandOldTeam]

To me you are always proper itk cause you saw Sterling kicked out of a pub and it was puplished in finnish papers x

Saw?

It was me that did the kicking

 

[The Blue Watch]

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/aug/08/crystal-palace-everton-yannick-bolasie-reject-bid?

What are the odds we would go for the crap one out of that list ffs

 

[TheFinnFan]

Saw?

It was me that did the kicking

Like a boss that you are x


* now send me a mug

 

[Toast]

When Stones eventually leaves, loads will come out about what an utter bell he has been for months and he isn't popular in the dressing room at all.

Matter.
Of.
Time.

 

[Elong]

Matter.
Of.
Time.

Already started.

 

[admirschleck]

We will sign Ashley Williams. Proper ITK me. I know my stuff.

AS

 

[peteblue]

We will sign Ashley Williams. Proper ITK me. I know my stuff.

AS

You forgot to put .. * taps nose......you'll never be taken seriously without that......

 

[stamullenblue]

Williams , Kone , bollasie and bony will all sign this week. More to come. ... Mcgeady , arouna and Niasse all to be sold for 5 million each ... !

 

[Kiwi]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

[Catfish Blues]

An official announcement will be made regarding the new waterfront stadium some time in August.
I would expect the phrases "finances agreed in principle", "design well underway" and ""planning permission to be applied for shortly" to be used.

... soon