Sounds like one fancy drinks party you were at there mate.
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Blue Cheese
Mental Patient, GOT Ward
I know nothing, uncool mofo me
ggooggooggoo
Player Valuation: £8m
Were after that Albanian lad who was fast as fook in the Euros. Not sure of his name but his uncle was a taxi driver in Kirkby for 3 years before he went on the sick after he got caught up in one those whip lash claims.
Think he was interviewed on crimewatch tbf.
Think he was interviewed on crimewatch tbf.
DownunderToffee
Player Valuation: £15m
Hi Jon Snow.
IMMINENT
I'm hearing that Ethel Broadhurst will be drafted in as head tea lady at Finch Farm within the next 7 days
My sources tell me that Everton has agreed terms with Halifax Town after triggering 67 year old Ethel's £20 release clause.
Ethel's salary will be more than doubled to almost £100 per month as Moshiri flexes his financial muscles.
I'm told that this is just the start of the Moshiri revolution. Whispers at the highest level suggest that we are scouring the world for a new head of housekeeping. This will be a top world class appointment
(apparently Nora Brocklebank has been approached. *taps nose )
Make of that what you will.
I'm hearing that Ethel Broadhurst will be drafted in as head tea lady at Finch Farm within the next 7 days
My sources tell me that Everton has agreed terms with Halifax Town after triggering 67 year old Ethel's £20 release clause.
Ethel's salary will be more than doubled to almost £100 per month as Moshiri flexes his financial muscles.
I'm told that this is just the start of the Moshiri revolution. Whispers at the highest level suggest that we are scouring the world for a new head of housekeeping. This will be a top world class appointment
(apparently Nora Brocklebank has been approached. *taps nose )
Make of that what you will.
Brendan Janus
Player Valuation: £40m
Good fast bowler in his day !!
ToffeeDoug
Player Valuation: £35m
GerryandthePaceMerchants
Player Valuation: £2.5m
I can't tell you his name or position but I'm advised a player will be signing for a club in the coming weeks. I'm an IDK
Catfish Blues
Player Valuation: £15m
An official announcement will be made regarding the new waterfront stadium some time in August.
I would expect the phrases "finances agreed in principle", "design well underway" and ""planning permission to be applied for shortly" to be used.
I would expect the phrases "finances agreed in principle", "design well underway" and ""planning permission to be applied for shortly" to be used.
Edin dzeko.
Will be done in the next two weeks.
Will be done in the next two weeks.
carlos21
KING OF REP
I hope we get him mate,
Elong
The fire rises
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