YOUR EPITATH....

[chicoazul]

"Necrophilia welcomed"

The clear winner.

 

[Dom1878]

Looked up the elevator shaft to see if
the car was on the way down. It was.

 

[Dom1878]

Here lies my wife
Here let her lie
Now she has peace
And so do I

 

[monty]

I've gone to play footie with Dixie and co

 

[Dynamite.]

The clear winner.

thanks love

 

[Dom1878]

My uncle got the Everton crest etched into the stone on his gravestone by request, with "Everton for Life" underneath it, it looks great - a true blue

 

[monty]

My uncle got the Everton crest etched into the stone on his gravestone by request, with "Everton for Life" underneath it, it looks great - a true blue

Is he dead

 

[chicoazul]

thanks love

No sweat broad.

 

[monty]

No sweat broad.

Heres one for you Chico

Here lies Chico sleeping like a log
Dropped down dead after screwing the dog

Just a suggestion like

or

Lying here with his face so nasty
Chico choked on a Sayers pastie

 

[Dom1878]

Is he dead

yup...

 

[zero]

wanted to be scattered over goodison park
we're too cheap for that
this'll have to do instead sorry zero.

 

[evertonianstu]

Dont mind, just something simple.....it befits me

 

[Neiler]

Here lies Neiler!

Please Bury!

 

[TX Bill]

Here lies TX Bill.

Played 5 aces, now playing the harp.

 

[Gazdalf]

"I can see up your skirt"