"You know this credit crunch...."

[Whitebootman]

That reminded me, many years ago my sister in law thought she could travel to France for a holiday without a passport "because it's just next door and so it's not really foreign".

 

[Neiler]

An ex girlfriend was telling me she was thinking of getting a new car!

When i asked her what car she was thinking of getting, she said a red one!

 

[Blue Ray]

...."Is it happening in America too?"

That was a question to 25+ people from a 22-year-old woman, who will Graduate in a few months time. She also once outrageously claimed that "men commit more crime, only because they can run away quicker"

Yet, in a few months, she will have a degree.

I despair.

Post all outrageously thick comments you have heard.

Nothing to do with the credit crunch but heres something stupid I read while in Australia. A woman was stopped by the police for driving in the dark with just her side lights on. She told them she was saving electricity.

Outrageous stupidity comes in many forms.

By the way Danny shoplifting is one of the most common crimes theres is and the majority of offenders are women.

 

[Tennessee Blue Mike]

Nothing to do with the credit crunch but heres something stupid I read while in Australia. A woman was stopped by the police for driving in the dark with just her side lights on. She told them she was saving electricity.

Outrageous stupidity comes in many forms.

By the way Danny shoplifting is one of the most common crimes theres is and the majority of offenders are women.

Ha! Didn't she mean her carbon footprint. Fred Flintstone like.

 

[GrandOldTeam]

...."Is it happening in America too?"

That was a question to 25+ people from a 22-year-old woman, who will Graduate in a few months time. She also once outrageously claimed that "men commit more crime, only because they can run away quicker"

Yet, in a few months, she will have a degree.

I despair.

Post all outrageously thick comments you have heard.

Update.

I was attempting to help this person the other day and advised rephrasing a sentence she had wrote from "this made it worse" to " exacerbate the problem" - or something along them lines. Just basically to include the word exacerbate

She sat, clearly confused for about a minute. Then she goes "exacerbate, isn't that like, a dirty sex word?"

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Update.

I was attempting to help this person the other day and advised rephrasing a sentence she had wrote from "this made it worse" to " exacerbate the problem" - or something along them lines. Just basically to include the word exacerbate

She sat, clearly confused for about a minute. Then she goes "exacerbate, isn't that like, a dirty sex word?"

you need to get this "person" on here, muchas fun could be had imo. that or introduce her to some real "dirty sex words" with demonstrations.

 

[heatmeiser]

Update.

I was attempting to help this person the other day and advised rephrasing a sentence she had wrote from "this made it worse" to " exacerbate the problem" - or something along them lines. Just basically to include the word exacerbate

She sat, clearly confused for about a minute. Then she goes "exacerbate, isn't that like, a dirty sex word?"

You're in there Danny. She wants you to use some dirty sex words on her.

Good luck.

 

[davek]

Is that true what Downsie posted - Man City have sold Shaun Wright-Phillips to Madonna? :huh:

 

[GrandOldTeam]

you need to get this "person" on here, muchas fun could be had imo. that or introduce her to some real "dirty sex words" with demonstrations.

No chance. She maybe thick but shes fairly fit like [pictures to follow via PM later]. If I revealed this place the nerd status would be cemented and I wouldn't have a chance

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

throw her to the lions!!!

 

[NeoNaoNeo]

Heard a girl behind me at the Middlesbrough game ask how far down south Boro was, incase there was a replay.

Made me giggle.

 

[TX Bill]

Heard a girl behind me at the Middlesbrough game ask how far down south Boro was, incase there was a replay.

Made me giggle.

You sure she wasn't talking about where they were in the table?

 

[NeoNaoNeo]

You sure she wasn't talking about where they were in the table?

That'd be a bit further than I'm willing to stretch for her, particularly after hearing the other gems she came out with.