Yannick Bolasie

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

Pienaar was an intelligent footballer.

Bolasie doesnt know where the ball is half the time.

Bolasie is one of those players, who when he picks the ball up and is running at you, you think "Oh [Poor language removed]" then a few seconds later your thinking "Thank F'ck for that" after there is no end product.

 

[orly]

I dont prejudge anybody anymore Friend.

Everybody is given a chance, I even gave the boy Niasse a chance.

You gotta give people who wear the shirt a clean slate Friend.

He is unbelievably mince.

Imagine us wanging £25m on him. Would make Lalllllallalalalalalalalalalallalana or Mane look moderately sane.

We've become Newcastle.

 

[ToffeeTim]

Can't be happenning this

 

[tsubaki]

I dont prejudge anybody anymore Friend.

Everybody is given a chance, I even gave the boy Niasse a chance.

You gotta give people who wear the shirt a clean slate Friend.

except Kone I

 

[matty1878]

If we sign this guy I'm just feeling worse by the hour

 

[Goat]

He is unbelievably mince.

Imagine us wanging £25m on him. Would make Lalllllallalalalalalalalalalallalana or Mane look moderately sane.

We've become Newcastle.

Ive just gotta try and put a positive spin on it Friend.

Inside im crying.

Actually had a discussion about him last time he came with Palace, lad next to me, FIFA playing under 20, said he was world class, still laughing about it now.

hey ho

 

[Goat]

except Kone I

I actually gave Kone a chance.

I went to Blackburn away in pre-season and he missed an open goal.

That was his chance blown.

 

[matty1878]

He is unbelievably mince.

Imagine us wanging £25m on him. Would make Lalllllallalalalalalalalalalallalana or Mane look moderately sane.

We've become Newcastle.

 

[Manx Blue]

I'm on the Bolasie bus ... Gerrin' there Yannick lid. Going to ream Kyle Walker Saturday.

 

[matty1878]

Ive just gotta try and put a positive spin on it Friend.

Inside im crying.

Actually had a discussion about him last time he came with Palace, lad next to me, FIFA playing under 20, said he was world class, still laughing about it now.

hey ho

lol lol might dye my hair bolasie style.... and never sit in goodison again lol lol lol

 

[matty1878]

I actually gave Kone a chance.

I went to Blackburn away in pre-season and he missed an open goal.

That was his chance blown.

I remember hull at home they're chasing the equaliser and he hits the bar from 5 yards out. I then knew he was kak

 

[GustaveH]

He is unbelievably mince.

Imagine us wanging £25m on him. Would make Lalllllallalalalalalalalalalallalana or Mane look moderately sane.

We've become Newcastle.

They actually scored goals before moving to Liverpool. Bolasie does not even do that.

 

[orly]

Ive just gotta try and put a positive spin on it Friend.

Inside im crying.

Actually had a discussion about him last time he came with Palace, lad next to me, FIFA playing under 20, said he was world class, still laughing about it now.

hey ho

People getting in soak about Gueye's stats in comparison to Kante... then ignoring the fact that Bolaise makes Snivelley look like a goal scoring creative footballer.

Why bother to get a Director of Football in when you could just get one of Sam Allardyce's dodgy dealers in who could recommend virtually the exact same players?

We've just sold Stones for £40m (not counting the Barnsley dosh) and could be about to spend £55m on Williams, Kone and Bolaise. Throw in the £7m we've biffed up the wall on Gueye and that's £62m on players that played for teams in the bottom half last year. It's like an Ian Ayre wet dream, minus the fit prossies he brought back from Russian Hooters

 

[orly]

I'm on the Bolasie bus ... Gerrin' there Yannick lid. Going to ream Kyle Walker Saturday.

Case very much closed, y'honour

 

[Bigmaclad]

He's rapid though isn't he