Worst Pain

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Going for scans due to being ill this weekend.... Doc suspects maybe Gall Stones..... ffs it's painfull enough now... spewing up blood and all sorts ffs. Gonna go kayaking tomorrow though ha ha,,, fek you pain and blood i wanna have fun !!
 
Well, being a woman, one of the worst pains should be obvious.

But by far, the worst thing ever was Bell's Palsy.
One would thing that face paralysis can't be sore.
But surprise, surprise.
It starts of feeling like a headache. Then it feels like wisdom teeth coming out.
And suddenly, half your face is paralysed.
When I had to do my tests, they shocked me in my glands for 30 minutes each side.

The cramps you get in your face is unimaginable. I nearly OD'd on painkillers (the strongest I could find) which didn't work.

I'm telling you guys; there's nothing worse than that.
 

Worst pain I've had was Testicular Torsion. Twice FFS, once at about 13 and again when I was 17. It's where the tube your testicle hangs from, and all the blood vessels etc get twisted.

I woke up with it, thought I had a stomach-ache, went to the bathroom, then realised where the pain was and the full intensity of it hit me like a train. Was kind of like being repeatedly kicked in the balls, but to the power of about 10.

Having the snip was nothing in comparison, genuinely not even remotely in the same league.
 
The Size Of A Cow said:
Worst pain I've had was Testicular Torsion. Twice FFS, once at about 13 and again when I was 17. It's where the tube your testicle hangs from, and all the blood vessels etc get twisted.

I woke up with it, thought I had a stomach-ache, went to the bathroom, then realised where the pain was and the full intensity of it hit me like a train. Was kind of like being repeatedly kicked in the balls, but to the power of about 10.

Having the snip was nothing in comparison, genuinely not even remotely in the same league.
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I used to be in a band called The Testicular Torsions.
 

Had a torsion of the testicles, where they swapped sides and twisted on the pipes - looked like a pair of apples (literally), s apped my ankle playing football, looked down and my studs were looking at me, drilled a 6mm drill bit all the way through my thumb, and snapped the bottom of my thumb with the drill-chuck when it hit it...

The worst pain was being hot in the eye with a DVD by my boy when he was little! Excruciating!!
 
Kurt said:
Going for scans due to being ill this weekend.... Doc suspects maybe Gall Stones..... ffs it's painfull enough now... spewing up blood and all sorts ffs. Gonna go kayaking tomorrow though ha ha,,, fek you pain and blood i wanna have fun !!
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If it's gall stones, PM me and I'll send you a Paleo book and a link to a website and some podcasts. You can eliminate those nasty things with some dietary changes.
 
I've got two burned in the memory:

1. when I was a kid, jumping bollards. Got one right inna fork.

2. when I started working, hit my thumb with a 6lb sledge hammer - came up like a plum.
 
had 3 abcesses behind my knee cap took 5 ltrs of puss out of my leg 3 operations and laid up for 20 weeks while they healed couldnt have stitches as they have to heal inside out to make sure they dont come back so there open wounds, upside was bed baths from the nurses big up to the borders general hospital in galasheilds
 
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had 3 abcesses behind my knee cap took 5 ltrs of puss out of my leg 3 operations and laid up for 20 weeks while they healed couldnt have stitches as they have to heal inside out to make sure they dont come back so there open wounds, upside was bed baths from the nurses big up to the borders general hospital in galasheilds
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