Worst Pain

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Piriformis syndrome. I've never felt anything so painful and totally debilitating in my life. It hurt jus to lie still, and walking was impossible. I was laid up for two weeks unable to move apart from the occasional hobble to the loo with help. Showering for physio consisted of laying on the shower floor in tears while trying to shave and wash. I wasn't until they switched my medication that I was able to get a full nights sleep and start recovering

If there are any long distance drivers in here, or sales reps, I'd strongly advise you to get some sort of car seat to sit on. This isn't something I'd wish on anyone
 

Worst pain ever came from snapping my arm. Dived into a tackle two footed (more of a block) and had my arm underneath me. Took all my weight and my hand was stuck in the ground as my weight was moving the other way. You should never ever hear your bones snap. I looked and it wasn't facing the right way. Think I screamed for 20 minutes continuously, before shouting "NO" at anyone within a few metres of me for a while. I had so much morphine at the hospital I forgot why I was there and where I was. Had to have an operation to put everything back into place, not pleasant.
 
maddison said:
Piriformis syndrome. I've never felt anything so painful and totally debilitating in my life. It hurt jus to lie still, and walking was impossible. I was laid up for two weeks unable to move apart from the occasional hobble to the loo with help. Showering for physio consisted of laying on the shower floor in tears while trying to shave and wash. I wasn't until they switched my medication that I was able to get a full nights sleep and start recovering

If there are any long distance drivers in here, or sales reps, I'd strongly advise you to get some sort of car seat to sit on. This isn't something I'd wish on anyone
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What on earth?
 

Worst pain ever was when I was 11/12 and was going to the park for a game of footy with my mates. Couldn't be bothered walking round to the gate so decided to climb over the railing which had spikes on the top. As I was climbling, slipped and one of the spikes went into my abdomen. Doctor said if I hadn't been wearing my everton shirt (97/98) the spike probably would've gone right through me but thankfully the thickness of the material in that shirt stopped the spike going all the way through.
 
maddison said:
It's a pain in your ass, quite literally lol
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My nob vibrates now and then due to pressure on my prostate. It's doing it this second and that comes from sitting on my sh't computer chair at uni. Can't be bothered with what you had and a vibrating nob too.
 
MoutsGoat said:
Kidney stones lads, just wait, you honestly dont know pain untill youve had them.
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This, I think I might have even posted it earlier in this thread. The pain when you finally pi$$ one of those out is immense, as is the pain whilst its stuck inside you
 

Bungle said:
This, I think I might have even posted it earlier in this thread. The pain when you finally pi$$ one of those out is immense, as is the pain whilst its stuck inside you
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Surely the relief when it exits is so good that you can never ever get that kind of high again so you turn to a life of cheap alcohol , hard drugs and prostitutes?
 
harryjam said:
My nob vibrates now and then due to pressure on my prostate. It's doing it this second and that comes from sitting on my sh't computer chair at uni. Can't be bothered with what you had and a vibrating nob too.
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As long as your knees are parallel to your hips or lower, you'll be fine. Watch your posture if you can.
 
The worst pain I've ever felt is when my appendix burst I felt like I'd been stabbed.

Almost died ffs
 
harryjam said:
Surely the relief when it exits is so good that you can never ever get that kind of high again so you turn to a life of cheap alcohol , hard drugs and prostitutes?
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Or the reality in my case is it destroys the inside of your helmet for at least a few days
 
harryjam said:
Surely the relief when it exits is so good that you can never ever get that kind of high again so you turn to a life of cheap alcohol , hard drugs and prostitutes?
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I don't think pissing this out would give any kind of high.

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