Worst Individual Performances at Goodison


Player Valuation: £20m
James Beattie broke the transfer record, wore the no 9 shirt and went a whole season with no goals from open play. I'm not sure he got too many assists either.


Player Valuation: Free Transfer
I've seen the likes of Sigurdsson and Iwobi have proper shockers at Goodison in recent years, but was just thinking then and remembered the very worst Goodison performances from either side I can think of (beyond obvious ones like Nyarko/Koldrup) - it's this disasterclass from Paul McShane.

Terrible defender who had a career solely off somehow starting at United's academy.

What's the worst one-off individual performance you've witnessed at home?
Plays for Man U now


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Player Valuation: £2.5m
Simon Elliot who played for Fulham, without a doubt the worst footballer I’ve ever seen, I thought he was a fan who’d won a competition


Player Valuation: £100k
Julian Dicks when Kevin Campbell terrorised West Ham at the last home game of the season.

Poor fat thug even acknowledged the abuse he was getting with a round of applause.

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