deipnosophist
Player Valuation: £80m
244 'injured' weeks...that's like a little over 6 squad members (25%?) being out for the whole season. We are damn fortunate Naisy is not one of them...he doesn't half put a good shift in, runs his socks off...

Top top runner and pale too244 'injured' weeks...that's like a little over 6 squad members (25%?) being out for the whole season. We are damn fortunate Naisy is not one of them...he doesn't half put a good shift in, runs his socks off...
We've always struggled with injuries. There was a period when Arteta could never make a derby match (didn't Hibbert break his rib one year). We then had the quadruple ligament curse of 09 where leading up to the cup final we lost the entire spine of our team Jagielka Arteta and Yakubu to cruciates and also Anichebe all with a similar injury which was unbelievable. Pienaar and Givson have pretty much missed the last 18 months of football (will we see either this season?) and of course we had Mirsllas' imaginary hamstring injuries plus our usual key injury in any derby match: Cahill, Arteta, Mirallas (twice), Lukaku all stretchered off in a derby. We are a ridiculous club really when it comes to injuries. Haven't even mentioned Hibberts three year long tropical flu.