Who's nailed on for a starting place next season?

[SerenityNigh]

Who id want starting most games?

Pickford
Coleman
Holgate
Gana
Lookman

Seamus is getting on, you ok mate?

 

[SerenityNigh]

No we're raiding the Israeli league!

Maccabees on a free transfer?

Ok, that's terrible, but figured it was worth a puntious

 

[Blues Harp]

Baines and Jags....on a cross per our leader davek...

 

[COYBL25]

Nailed?

Jesus

The title should`ve been - " Who should be nailed to a cross, before the start of the season ".

 

[SerenityNigh]

The title should`ve been - " Who should be nailed to a cross, before the start of the season ".

Schneiderlin

 

[MrPerfectNot]

Maccabees on a free transfer?

Ok, that's terrible, but figured it was worth a puntious

We have to wait three days for the transfer window.

 

[COYBL25]

Schneiderlin

For starters.

They could all be lined up in Stanley Park, like the end of the Life of Brian.

 

[MrPerfectNot]

For starters.

They could all be lined up in Stanley Park, like the end of the Life of Brian.

Hope they can whistle.

 

[deipnosophist]

It's nailed on that I'll probably be crucified for this but ...

Q) What do Evertonians call the day after a typically inept Saturday's display by our team?

A) facepalm Sunday

 

[Walken]

coleman, holgate, schneiderlin, walcott, siggy

 

[ijjysmith]

The title should`ve been - " Who should be nailed to a cross, before the start of the season ".

Tim Howard

 

[SerenityNigh]

It's nailed on that I'll probably be crucified for this but ...

Q) What do Evertonians call the day after a typically inept Saturday's display by our team?

A) facepalm Sunday

It'd be a miracle if anyone actually laughs at all of these resurrected jokes

 

[Efctheblue123]

Pickford
Seamus
Gana
Gylfi
Theo

The rest is up in the air

 

[MrPerfectNot]

It'd be a miracle if anyone actually laughs at all of these resurrected jokes

Just gotta have faith.

 

[dancing llama]

Pickford
Coleman
Klassen

*runs away*