What would be your dream job ?

[Kurt.]

Saw something on social media earlier where someone was asked what would be their dream job, they replied that they’d love to be a 3rd choice goalkeeper for a premier league team. Earn a good wage, very rarely have to play, get good seats to all the games and get well looked after. If you could do any job, what would it be ?

 

[Tommy Chong]

Saw something on social media earlier where someone was asked what would be their dream job, they replied that they’d love to be a 3rd choice goalkeeper for a premier league team. Earn a good wage, very rarely have to play, get good seats to all the games and get well looked after. If you could do any job, what would it be ?

Retired billionaire playboy, FFS Kurt…
What else would there be?!

 

[msb]

Ah, work. I remember it well.

Retirement is the way forward, with a part time NED role to keep the brain ticking over. Not work though.

 

[Milk]

I'd be happy to give being the guy who used to blow Colombian marching powder up Chrissie McCoy's bottom a go.

** remember to blow not suck **

 

[coollino]

Saw something on social media earlier where someone was asked what would be their dream job, they replied that they’d love to be a 3rd choice goalkeeper for a premier league team. Earn a good wage, very rarely have to play, get good seats to all the games and get well looked after. If you could do any job, what would it be ?

You'd have to be around football people all day though

 

[Bedfordblue]

I'd be happy to give being the guy who used to blow Colombian marching powder up Chrissie McCoy's bottom a go.

** remember to blow not suck **

 

[Taifi gorm]

Should always be happy at your work.

 

[Swartzy]

 

[Alan Whittle]

He's just happy he plays for Palace.

When my son was 7, he said that when he grew up, he was going to live in Hollywood but fly home at weekends to play for Everton.

 

[Nymzee]

Night shift shelf stacking in Asda with my headphones on and wearing Heelys

 

[Davideeyore]

I think the end of Dumb and Dumber sums up my dream job and probable outcome

 

[Blue Piper]

Undersea welder. All I've to do is to learn how to swim, learn how to dive and learn how to weld....piece of p...

 

[COYBL25]

Working as a gardener for the Jersey Council parks and gardens.

 

[ste d' indica]

Scoring music for films - not like composing them, far too talentless for that, but sourcing/researching/recommending tunes and pieces for in movies.

Then do a few nights here and there as a late night radio DJ, playing what I want, probably with no bugger listening.

 

[Micky_T]

I'm be a masseuse at a bop house