Rita_Poon
Player Valuation: £100m
Imagine having to get up 3 or 4 hours into a nights sleep, trough a load of quark and powdered oats, then try and go back to bed. He doesn't mention booze. He also doesn't go into how much water he gets through a day. Nor rolls of Andrex for that matter.Like feeding a bloody ox, mate!
For comparison sake, arctic explorers consume ~7.5k calories a day, but they do so to keep their body temp up and fuel the arduous trek through the ice fields. That's the thing about -40c in the warmest part of the day, the cold is always sapping, this guy is going out for pizza and chucking iron about. Wonder what his cardio requirement is.











