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Some pork chops with cabbage, sprouts and potato and a bit of gravy

Sprouts playing havoc with the stomach. The air quality in the house is terrible. Every room carries the haunting stench of farts past — like a museum of digestive regrets, with each whiff a guided tour through last night's meals.
 
Just had bubble and squeak with the left over veggies and an omelette. Not so sure I should've topped up on vegetables after the sprouts left the air quality at home enough to anger Greta Thunberg.

The air in the house had already taken on the faint, vegetal dullness that follows a meal heavy on sprouts. Somehow, it’s grown worse, the farts have grown worse - less a smell than a companion, refusing to leave. It adheres with quiet persistence to the skin and nestles within the recesses of the nose, an intimate and inescapable presence.

The wife isn't happy.
 
Just a bit of mackerel with rice and kimchi.

I do like a bit of mackerel.

Things are looking up from yesterday's posts. At long last, the ghost of sprout farts has been exorcised from these hallowed halls. Though now the air carries the more noble, if still assertive, aroma of mackerel. It's less "post-apocalyptic greenhouse" and more "fisherman's boot"
 
I've decided to go salads this week to cut down, had a fairly ordinary mixed salad last night with wraps which was delicious , I then unfortunately succumbed to two equally delicious mini Melton Mowbray pork pies that were giving me the eye every time I opened the fridge. Ah well.......
 

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