What Did You Last Eat Thread

Made curry for dinner like some bold culinary poet, tossing spices around like I knew what I was doing. The kitchen erupted in aroma - glorious, rich, slightly aggressive. By the time it simmered, the walls were sweating turmeric.

Now the whole house smells like a delicious war zone. The curry lingers, proud and unbothered, while the air slowly thickens with the side effects. A creeping doom. Silent. Deadly. Someone let one slip after dinner, and the spices only made it stronger. We feasted like royalty and now we suffer like peasants.
 

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