What Did You Last Eat Thread

Last night’s supper was a noble affair: a ham shank simmered patiently with vegetables, a broth so rich it deserved a footman and a title. Alas, like many aristocratic indulgences, it has left behind an unrefined legacy. This morning my home is steeped not in eau de soup, but in a stubborn, atmospheric reminder of digestive enthusiasm.....an invisible fog of betrayal that no open window, candle, or frantic waving of a tea towel seems able to banish.

The tragedy deepens, for my in-laws are due to arrive within the hour. I have scrubbed, sprayed, and prayed, yet the air remains awful. If they comment on the “hearty bouquet,” I shall simply blame old pipes, and not my own.
 

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