West Ham v Everton. Saturday 22 April, 3.00pm

[banno]

They have contained us very easily and actually caused us some problems. Koeman will recognise this and take action no doubt whether it be subs or a roasting.

 

[Blue_Arsed_Fly]

Awful game.

And what's the point of women linespeople (is that what they're called now)? Women just aren't very good at pretending to be blokes.

Is it Sian Massey? If so, she's as good as any man running the line...

Haven't heard much about her, tbh - Google reminded me she was at the centre of the Keys & Gray sexism thing. Just wondering what made her decide she wanted to be a linesman in a fully male competition? Men aren't very good at being women either, for the record lol.

 

[Mozza1987]

Not even a shot! Bloody awful

 

[Florin]

This is Burnley all over again. Hopefully Koeman will work his magic at half time this time around as well

 

[Rook]

Against crap teams where we have around 60 percent possession I don't think this Gana-Scheinderlien thing is going to work. Gana just looks so uncomfortable having to be a part time creator.

 

[II McColl II]

Did someone forget to tell me this is a Martinez Testimonial game?

Not seen this many pointless sideways and backwards passes since Bobby brown shoes was in charge.

 

[Ron Burgundy]

Slow, lethargic and uninterested.

That bloke on here with the lemon cat face would've enjoyed that half, very Martinez-eque.

 

[Jags..class]

We need more from Baines as Coleman is out.

 

[banno]

No attempts and no shots on target just shows how well W Ham have nullified us

 

[Tennessee Blue Mike]

The whole team looks awful no man of the match candidate so far. Sad with so much to play for.

 

[captainvindaloo]

Hammers playing not to lose, we are playing not to win. Result=boredraw

 

[Ollie d]

Rom v 3 CBs isn't really working right now surprisingly.

Need someone in around him closer and to just stop lumping it up to Rom.

 

[Milkman]

It's not as if this is the first time we've been crap this season like.

We've not been this crap though, hard to believe this a Premier League game! I know there's not much to play for, but they could at least sprint once in a while. I'm paying good money to illegally stream this for free on the internet!

 

[Nymzee]

Think I could play in this team the amount of safe sideways and backwards passing that's going on.

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

Incredibly negative performance so far. Rom completely isolated. We don't even seem interested in attacking.

Seems to be the norm most of the time when we play away.

 

[gonetomorrow]

Schneids has been looking to start moves and Jags has done ok at the back.

Ross hasn't been in it though and that's the worst thing for me.