Match Thread West Ham United v Everton - Preview, Match Report and MotM Poll

[Drico]

With both managers only just clinging on to their jobs, this game is a literal sack race.

More like a slow bicycle one.

 

[Furey1878]

I wonder if we'll ever win a game of football again

 

[Evertonthat]

West Ham will have one of those games where the just cant do anything wrong, and spank us about 4-0. Southampton to continue their run and win, sending us rock bottom by 5pm.

 

[Runub]

I wonder if we'll ever win a game of football again

The football pyramid has many levels. We will at some point arrive at a level which will bear fruit

 

[windymiller]

We'll be 1-0 up at half time, only to lose 2-1. Moyes still gets the sack, Lampard doesn't.

 

[jtl60]

The longer it stays 0-0 the better for us. We might always sneak a goal at the end like Wolves or Soton but getting a point away from home is classed as a victory these days - sadly!
Pickford
Coleman - Tarkowski - Mina - Coady - Godfrey
Gana - Onana
Iwobi
Dominic Calvert-Lewin - Grey

Id go with that as welll

 

[sdk]

West Ham: 0
Everton: -1

Afterwards the media will report that an enraged Everton supporter has decapitated a board member and that the club will handle it in house, foregoing any need for police involvement.

 

[Deleted member 50501]

I wonder if we'll ever win a game of football again

Potentially played our last merseyside derby at Goodison.

 

[Yarrgh]

I reckon we'll get west ham after being the team that brings a knife to the pillow fight. It will put the final nail on Moyes coffin and herald the fsw arrival at the dildo stadium.

Us on the other hand will be accused of killing the chairman 5 games ago (with a Chinese burn in the main stand on) by Robbie Savage on 606 who later apologises after the chairman is seen leaving the west ham director's boardroom with a bag of factory seconds for his Jenny.

Everton climb to 17th after emergency recall Salami Rondon whacks in a KFC family bucket fuelled blammo in the 104th minute following the game highlight of a stop oil protest holding the Everton CEO in a headlock.

UTFT.

 

[kiss the crest]

How does the first fella know it's Saturday?

See the blue smoke at 2pm

 

[John96]

A win and we can go to 15th.

The season is far from lost, we have to be positive, negativity only breeds more negativity.

1-0 The Blues.

COYB!

John.

 

[RAFUH]

 

[HalfTimeSayers]

They have the better team but should be bricking it given their form. Their fans can get a proper moan on in that stadium too. Just need to be the less nervy on the day. Other crap teams come to Goodison, weather our early efforts, grow into the game as the grumbles start and gain confidence. Needs to be us this time.

We’ll beat nervy teams like these with territory not possession. We are poo with the ball as Carlo said. The longer the ball is in their half the more free kicks, throw ins and corners we get. The more it’s in their box, the more chance of a mistake.

We simply have to make it so the West Ham centre backs and keeper have to better than they have all season. Don’t need to attack like idiots en masse and press recklessly. Ball in their box. Crowd panics, players panic, Moyes panics.

 

[Del-boy]

Their Italian forward is now injured for a while. Don’t know if that’s a good or bad thing as he’s been rubbish apparently.

 

[Librarian]

Sack off the match and just hang a contract over the centre circle and put a ladder in each dugout