Match Thread West Ham United v Everton - Preview, Match Report and MotM Poll

[Muggins]

*takes deep breath

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Can I use this modern art as phone wallpaper?

 

[Muggins]

I wonder if we'll ever win a game of football again

It’s going to be an incredible feeling if we do mate. Just imagine it.

 

[GoodisonRoadSupperBarWool]

It’s going to be an incredible feeling if we do mate. Just imagine it.

Good times

 

[Alan Whittle]

Iss gunna be a rite ole tear up son. Blues to win. Would you Adam ‘n’ Eve it?
DCL & Maupay? Look aht Guv, vey got shooters!

‘Stam 0 Everton 2.

 

[indieman1]

It feels like we've had loads of 'must not lose' games against this lot in recent seasons. I can't remember us losing any of those. Hopefully the trend continues.

They're about the only team I can imagine us beating at the current moment

 

[Clarky cat]

I’m going to this and my reason has nothing to do with the football on offer, it’s purely to watch the last game of one of these managers (and hope for a win). My old neighbour and his family are block season ticket holders and his brother can’t go so he’s asked me to come and sit next to him amongst the rabid home fans who want Moyes gone.

I wanted to poke my eyes out for the last 3-4 years of Moyes and his percentage based togger making sure his self-imposed glass ceiling was never troubled. For the majority of this season (and much of the last) I’ve wanted to poke my eyes out watching Everton and it’s brand of “football” of letting every opponent have the ball and cut through them at will with simple pass and move triangle patterns or having the ball and having absolutely no movement or ideas for what to actually do with it except move it painfully slowly between defenders until Pickford tries to hit a pigeon.

You did this to me Everton.

 

[when i score we riot]

Frank is a master at losing games against worse teams. Done it these last few weeks and of course Burnley tail end of last season too. I dread watching another wretched outing with brainless tactics.

Funny thing about Moyes is he used to have seasons like this with us too. How can a seemingly stable and competent manager make his teams perform like yo-yo's so hard?

 

[hktoffee]

0-0.

Moyes and Lampard are sacked.

Moyes goes back to Everton. Dyche to West Ham.

 

[Goat]

0-0.

Moyes and Lampard are sacked.

Moyes goes back to Everton. Dyche to West Ham.

I doubt either would be sacked if its a draw.

 

[ah11984]

Looks certain now that we’re going into yet another relegation six pointer with no additions to a woeful squad.

We are so inept.

 

[Gilbert..]

Frank is a master at losing games against worse teams. Done it these last few weeks and of course Burnley tail end of last season too. I dread watching another wretched outing with brainless tactics.

Funny thing about Moyes is he used to have seasons like this with us too. How can a seemingly stable and competent manager make his teams perform like yo-yo's so hard?

West ham are not worse than us.
I dont think anyone is.

 

[Sharpattack]

West ham are not worse than us.
I dont think anyone is.

I don’t think a lot of people realise this. Other teams have put together terrible runs but they at least have a go. Our lot don’t. I really don’t fancy us picking up points anywhere.

 

[Bez2k2k]

Can’t win games with 5 at the back.

 

[Moomin]

I doubt either would be sacked if its a draw.

What if we are bottom ( I think it's a strong possibility we will be )

 

[Goat]

What if we are bottom ( I think it's a strong possibility we will be )

Southampton have Villa, so we probably wont be.

But sacking him after an away draw would be peak Clown Boardroom after getting spanked by everybody at home.