Can’t even be arsed
Tbf Kenwright usually does the London games doesnt he?Will our board be there?
Oh but it willNot even watching this one, going out for a meal instead. Refuse to let it ruin my weekend.
This - think I’ll do as the directors have done and have an Everton free weekend.Can’t even be arsed
Two guys stranded on a desert island.Oh for gods sake the weekend is getting closer and it means we have to play again
How does the first fella know it's Saturday?Two guys stranded on a desert island.
1st fella: I see Everton have lost again?
2nd How do you know?
1st: it's Saturday!
Used to be funny but now not so, unhappily.
He can hear the boo's from his desert islandHow does the first fella know it's Saturday?
Dont be pedantic, now!How does the first fella know it's Saturday?
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