Ways to forget ex gf?

[Tipp blue]

Her mum wasn't married but had a boyfriend, her and the boyfriend didn't live together at the time, they had a falling out one night and I bumped into her mum in the Oak Tree by us, and...I felt terrible afterwards tommye.

JERRY.. JERRY.. JERRY

 

[YoboCopter]

Posting on GOT should help not like the thread will keep reminding you or anything

 

[Bungle]

Chain her up in the back of a van and leave her there for 3 or 4 days, long enough to be uncomfortable but not long enough to kill her, you're not a monster.

When you come back and find her covered in her own bodily fluids and trying to eat her own excrement cos she got desperate for a meal I suspect you'll soon forget her. Cut her loose and thank your lucky stars you're no longer involved with a woman that ate a turd.

 

[tommye]

Chain her up in the back of a van and leave her there for 3 or 4 days, long enough to be uncomfortable but not long enough to kill her, you're not a monster.

When you come back and find her covered in her own bodily fluids and trying to eat her own excrement cos she got desperate for a meal I suspect you'll soon forget her. Cut her loose and thank your lucky stars you're no longer involved with a woman that ate a turd.

See.

Told you Bungz would have the answer.


What a guy

 

[Bungle]

See.

Told you Bungz would have the answer.


What a guy

I deleted my first draft as it seemed a bit unreasonable.

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

See.

Told you Bungz would have the answer.


What a guy

He's a boss perv.

 

[tommye]

I deleted my first draft as it seemed a bit unreasonable.

I'm sure it was fine.
You're too hard on yourself sometimes mate

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

I deleted my first draft as it seemed a bit unreasonable.

Desperate times call for desperate measures Bungle.

 

[Tipp blue]

Chain her up in the back of a van and leave her there for 3 or 4 days, long enough to be uncomfortable but not long enough to kill her, you're not a monster.

When you come back and find her covered in her own bodily fluids and trying to eat her own excrement cos she got desperate for a meal I suspect you'll soon forget her. Cut her loose and thank your lucky stars you're no longer involved with a woman that ate a turd.

Sound advice that.. and put in such a beautiful way, Booker prize incoming.. congratulations @Bungle

 

[gonetomorrow]

Chain her up in the back of a van and leave her there for 3 or 4 days, long enough to be uncomfortable but not long enough to kill her, you're not a monster.

When you come back and find her covered in her own bodily fluids and trying to eat her own excrement cos she got desperate for a meal I suspect you'll soon forget her. Cut her loose and thank your lucky stars you're no longer involved with a woman that ate a turd.

Thanks mum. Any more tea in the pot?

 

[-Rob-]

Have you tried dementia? Apparently it helps you forget a lot of things.

 

[magicjuan]

Make your own fly on the wall documentary about how you're going to knock her out next time you see her getting back scuttled by a bouncer outside Weatherspoons and the ingenious ways you can avoid being filmed doing it despite that being the whole point of the documentary.

 

[Big Sams Undies]

Time.

As if you've ever had a bird that you didn't have to inflate

 

[vintage-toffees]

Times a healer
Cliche I know

But ex nearly sent me over the edge then I met an married my nurse!

Hang in there life works in mysterious ways

 

[Deleted member 48881]

Times a healer
Cliche I know

But ex nearly sent me over the edge then I met an married my nurse!

Hang in there life works in mysterious ways

Thanks mate