Ways to forget ex gf?

Nymzee · October 5, 2020

If it wasn't transfer deadline day this thread would have boomed.

LouReedwalkonthewildside · October 5, 2020

The way I got over an ex girlfriend was by banging her mum.

tommytowne · October 5, 2020

Vegas Toffee Girl said:
Get out of your comfort zone. Find a new hobby. Travel somewhere you've never been. Learn a new skill. Doing any of these things will help you make more friends and maybe find a new girlfriend along the way.

Good advice. Keeping your mind occupied is paramount. Best advice from me is make sure you're ready for Mr. Sleep when you go to bed. Just laying there awake dwelling on the past does no good whatsoever.

tommye · October 5, 2020

Nymzee said:
If it wasn't transfer deadline day this thread would have boomed.

It's still early, itll gather pace the more pissed folk get

Nymzee · October 5, 2020

tommye said:
It's still early, itll gather pace the more pissed folk get

Shame it's not Saturday night.

tommye · October 5, 2020

LouReedwalkonthewildside said:
The way I got over an ex girlfriend was by banging her mum.

Would you like to share this tale with the group...

mezzrow · October 5, 2020

tommye said:
Im told the best thing about this is when you reach around and pretend you went all the way through

Can it be that it was all so simple then
Or has time rewritten every line
If we had the chance to do it all again
Tell me, would we?
Could we?

LouReedwalkonthewildside · October 5, 2020

tommye said:
Would you like to share this tale with the group...

Her mum wasn't married but had a boyfriend, her and the boyfriend didn't live together at the time, they had a falling out one night and I bumped into her mum in the Oak Tree by us, and...I felt terrible afterwards tommye. :hayee:

Tigger · October 5, 2020

LouReedwalkonthewildside said:
Her mum wasn't married but had a boyfriend, her and the boyfriend didn't live together at the time, they had a falling out one night and I bumped into her mum in the Oak Tree by us, and...

Great work sir.

mezzrow · October 5, 2020

tommye said:
Would you like to share this tale with the group...

This. Especially if you can work a Nivea set somewhere into the story.

flibbyflob · October 5, 2020

Give her little sister one.

Daveysgingerlovechild · October 5, 2020

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I didnt post about this issue on depression thread for a reason, cus there are far bigger problems being discussed there. Plus I did want some tongue in cheek reactions as long as they are not over the top. So thank you all.

My main problem is, though I do have solid female friends, I cant stop comparing them to my ex. That bit comes in my way, stopping me going to distance with other gals.

Simple one this. Get a mask of your ex made. But get a glittery cover for it Tell other lasses you have a mask fetish. One they're wearing it, knock the cover off.

Sorted. You can thank me later.

Actually, best not, reminds me of a right messed up criminal case involving two women, one who was convicted of sexual assault. https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news...ersonating-man-to-dupe-friend-into-having-sex

Um, okay. Best advice: only do legal stuff to get over her.

Jamo Martinez · October 5, 2020

It's one thing to be committed to a relationship. It's another thing to define yourself by that relationship. Nobody should do that. as mentioned, it will take time for you to realise you don't need someone else to be happy, but keep that in mind

Easier said than done but you have to remember who you are and concentrate on that.

Unless you're a narcissistic sociopath who makes Donald Trump look like the personification of compassion and selflessness. In which case... What Tommye said.