2017/18 Wayne Rooney

[Moomin]

Can’t we just pretend he never came back, and quit talking about him? His signing was painfully bad. I feel genuinely disgust for the man, and am grateful he is gone.

Yet he was still out top goalscorer last season.

 

[ToePeg]

I'm sure he will be devasted, heartbroken and peeved.

I bet he will end up back at Everton in a coaching role.

Do you know what peeved means? Slightly annoyed. Not devastated, just slightly annoyed. Although you seem incredibly annoyed that I think he's peeved. lol
What's his favourite sexual position, seeing as you know him so well? Asking for an old lady.

 

[Moomin]

Do you know what peeved means? Slightly annoyed. Not devastated, just slightly annoyed. Although you seem incredibly annoyed that I think he's peeved. lol
What's his favourite sexual position, seeing as you know him so well? Asking for an old lady.

I'm not fussed, Peeved is a wool word though.

Wool.

 

[ToePeg]

I'm not fussed, Peeved is a wool word though.

Wool.

OMG. That's what you're reduced to.
Born in the Royal and was raised in Toxteth you utter, utter melt.

 

[zzr45]

I think 'ask EFC' is shorthand for 'The club knew I wouldn't be an automatic first XI starter and gently ushered me towards the door.' rather than say 'I dont have the legs from the Prem anymore.'

 

[AmericasToffee]

Who gives a crap what Rooney feels? The black hole of wages is gone.

 

[Moomin]

OMG. That's what you're reduced to.
Born in the Royal and was raised in Toxteth you utter, utter melt.

WOOL now though.

 

[evertonarntwe]

Yet he was still out top goalscorer last season.

so? how many goals from open play did he score about 6?

 

[Moomin]

so? how many goals from open play did he score about 6?

Still counts.

 

[ToePeg]

WOOL now though.

So if you go to London for a weekend, you're a. cockney whilst you're there?
Interesting.

 

[evertonarntwe]

Still counts.

Not when using in an argument though

he was top because he took pens, and we played without a proper striker for 3/4 of the season until tosun started playing

 

[Moomin]

So if you go to London for a weekend, you're a. cockney whilst you're there?
Interesting.

Just had a text from Rooney, he said you are peeved.

 

[Moomin]

Not when using in an argument though

he was top because he took pens, and we played without a proper striker for 3/4 of the season until tosun started playing

He was top goalscorer because he scored the most goals.

Is that wrong?

 

[ToePeg]

Just had a text from Rooney, he said you are peeved.

He doesn't know me half as well as he thinks then. Far from peeved toying with you sweet cheeks.

 

[bicycleheader]

Please punt this to World Football.

I'm trying hard to forget the worst parts of the last two seasons