2017/18 Wayne Rooney

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...doubt he’s in Dubai as I understand Coleen is in labour.
'kin el, she's popping them out at a rate of knots. Haven't they already got about six? I thought she was gonna dump him cos he kept cheating on her - she's such a loser! Just bin him off and take half of his dough with you.
 
...doubt he’s in Dubai as I understand Coleen is in labour.

'kin el, she's popping them out at a rate of knots. Haven't they already got about six? I thought she was gonna dump him cos he kept cheating on her - she's such a loser! Just bin him off and take half of his dough with you.

Oh no....I hope he doesn’t go celebrating in his local afterwards :Blink:

"Wetting the head" in celebration might take on a whole new meaning knowing arl Wayne.


...another boy. Congratulations to Wayne and Coleen Rooney. Welcome into the world Cass Mac Rooney weighing 8lb 10oz.
 
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