2017/18 Wayne Rooney

[witchdoc187]

Are footballers not vaccinated?

That doesn't mean he won't get flu.

 

[Death]

Can soap cure the common cold?

 

[Death]

Rooney drink vodka, coke, strange birds. It's a miracle he makes in to training. Hero.

 

[ricer10]

Colleen just wanted him home for Xmas ....

 

[RalphDring]

He might of had this Norovirus thing. I've had it all over Christmas, just hits you and knocks you out. On the plus side though I doubt he's put on any weight over the festive period, very much the reverse!.

 

[scratchnsurf]

Overhead conversation at the Chelsea game -

"No Rooney?"

"Nope, heard he's got a virus."

"Is it Aids?"

 

[4737carlin]

Great news he is back tomorrow, be interesting to see how we work with him and Bolasie and Sig

 

[marcus]

Great news he is back tomorrow, be interesting to see how we work with him and Bolasie and Sig

Yes great news...Rooney will boost us to victory.....

 

[bignev23]

Nice of him to report back for work early after his Christmas holiday, thanks Wayne.

 

[4737carlin]

Glad he is on the bench not starting, 2 bigger games to follow

 

[Gladystweet]

Glad he is on the bench not starting, 2 bigger games to follow

Got a feeling we'll see him pretty early today.

 

[cronullasharks]

Anonymous when needed to step up unfortunately

 

[Jimmy The Hat]

He's honestly the last player that needs slating. Maybe second to last behind Pickford.

 

[cronullasharks]

He's honestly the last player that needs slating. Maybe second to last behind Pickford.

Really ? That 45 minutes from him was poor, he was miles off the pace.

 

[toffeejack]

Really ? That 45 minutes from him was poor, he was miles off the pace.

i know, it was as if he'd been ill in bed for the last few days.