2017/18 Wayne Rooney

[MACCA75]

Lolz at people having a go at literally the only guys scoring for us.

 

[EV ER TON]

He’s honestly the least of our problems.

 

[Big_nev]

We knew exactly what we were getting with the return of Rooney. A player that had declined over the past few seasons but still had moments of brilliance.

What we didn't expect was for said player to be one of our key players whilst getting bevvied and fingering women around the back of Pop World.

 

[Death]

The ego tripping agenda pushers love a good double down when it's least appropriate.

Yi's look like complete Toblerones.

 

[efcjames]

Lolz at people having a go at literally the only guys scoring for us.

niasse

 

[Papa Shango]

Just imagine if we had Rooney's vision with the pace and power around him of Lukaku, Barkley, and Deulofeu. *sobs*

Our defence would still be utter garbage.

 

[Toffee in Jandals]

Our defence would still be utter garbage.

Yes. But we would win games 6-5.

And Roberto Martinez would think we're phenomenal.

 

[marcus]

Great goal from Wayne today, shame we couldn't hang on till half time & go in 1-0 up, it would have been a different game entirely.

Can Koeman turn this around, it will test his managerial ability for sure.

Patience is a virtue.....

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

His short passing has been shameful, by his own standard.

 

[Del-boy]

Can only play one half before his legs and footballing brain go.

 

[Toast]

Can only play one half before his legs and footballing brain go.

He scored in the 90th min last Sunday.
Just saying like.

 

[ricer10]

He scored in the 90th min last Sunday.
Just saying like.

Penalty

 

[Toast]

Penalty

Soz.
Forgot pennos don't count as real goals.

 

[crockyblue79]

When Rooney left us in 2004 we finished 4th bottom,our lowest finish for decades.The following season we finish 4th,our highest finish in the premier league.Two months into the season of his return we are in the bottom 3 again. Anybody believe in jinx's?

 

[macdog]

When Rooney left us in 2004 we finished 4th bottom,our lowest finish for decades.The following season we finish 4th,our highest finish in the premier league.Two months into the season of his return we are in the bottom 3 again. Anybody believe in jinx's?

It would make a good horror film. "The Curse of the Granny-Shagger" starring Val Kilmer, coming soon to a cinema near you.