This article scraping the barrel for positives to his move - hilarious read!
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...poacher/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.ba0eaaa75fc8
Selected quotes:
There is no doubt that
he’s declined from his Manchester United prime but he won’t stand around and be a liability
That simple question has stuck with the
notoriously positionless Rooney throughout his career, especiall
y as his aging has highlighted his lack of pace and pushed him back into central midfield. It’s unlikely he will be trusted as a lone striker in D.C.’s attack, in part due to the defensive and pressing responsibilities that position carries and in part due to
more favorable options.
Whatever athletic capability he has, he will provide a level of connectedness and nuance with the ball that United has not seen with this squad.
This lineup could both maximize Rooney’s talents as a connecter and goal-poacher
and mask his deficiencies in mobility by moving closer to a double pivot midfield system.