Vitor Pereira

[Adscum]

I dunno if it's the stages of grief but I've moved on from shock and now just can't stop laughing at the outrageous insanity of it all.

 

[Rudolf Hucker]

I’d rather take Gravy chops back till the end of season rather than this clown.

 

[Daytripper]

I am now fully team Vitor, I said that this week would be exciting, but i did not expect that, The man is clearly bonkers which makes everything that little bit more exciting, and unpredictable, will we get relegated? possibly but at least it should be entertaining get him in, i want to see him going nuts on the touchline

Greatest work of fiction since vows of fidelity were introduced into the french marriage service

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

Imagine thinking that was a good idea

Baffling

 

[Runub]

Sky are made up with their scoop and why not? If Pereira did that off his own bat he should be binned. If someone in the club put him up to it we are a bigger circus ? than I thought.

 

[Kev The Rat]

He's getting it now, wouldn't have been sent out like that otherwise.

yeah thats my worry

 

[captainvindaloo]

They should do a new TV Show “The Everton Apprentice”, 12 weeks, multiple tasks and the winner gets the job

Everton right now are more entertaining as a reality tv show than an actual football club.
Would make "The Osbournes" look like a normal, unremarkable everyday family.

 

[random]

Pereira has gone full Moshiri

what an utter loon

 

[Walter Ego]

He’s obviously not getting the job. A bit of self promotion to let it be known we were interested.

 

[Bungle]

As I told Dave the other day, we used to be able to laugh at the Newcastles, the Watfords, the Norwichs, but we are, without doubt, the biggest laughing stock in the whole world, not just the league, the world.

There are fans from 4th division teams in Nigeria laughing at us currently.

Utter farce of a club.

I imagine those albino lads from pre-season a few years ago are frantically trying to remove images of themselves with Everton players from the internet.

 

[davek]

He's getting it now, wouldn't have been sent out like that otherwise.

That's one theory. That's been an attempt to quell anymore opposition overnight to him being a "Joorabchian puppet" and he's been invited by Kenwright.

I cant think of another motive along the lines of:

Getting excuses in early? Nah, managers at his level go for jobs and lose out all the time.
Putting himself in other club's shop windows? Nope, he's a well know manager who the industy knows is available.

 

[Gilbert..]

I could honestly see him punching iwobi in the back of the head on the touchline.
I'm warming to him.

 

[MACCA75]

That interview was painful. Asked about old Everton teams he says he remembers Howard, Jags, Baines and Coleman..

Wait til he finds out Coleman is still our right back.

 

[Bob Latchford]

Oh my god what did I miss! I can’t believe what I’m reading!

I’ve actually had my most productive work day in a long time by just ignoring this for the day.

Seems like another embarrassing ring added to the Goodison circus

 

[Liam-EFC]

If he comes in then at least we’ll be entertained on our way to the championship.