2025/26 Vitalii Mykolenko

One of the many things that drives me insane with Mykolenko is his refusal to run an overlap.

I recall people on here saying he runs beyond his man all the time (it was in an old match thread), but neglect to point out that these runs beyond often are UNDERlaps into the middle of the park and into congestion, instead of a proper overlaps into space on the width.

He is quite comfortably the weakest link on the team, and I don’t think it’s close. the complete and utter lack of positional IQ or awareness of space is killing all of our wing play, Ndiaye is wasted. His teammates won’t pass to him, says it all
 
I think that's unfair mate, (1) Salah has scored loads against a lot of teams, and (2) he's done a job on him in the last 3 home derbies off the top of my head.
7 goal contributions in 8 games, the 2-0 win Mykolenko went off at half time by the way

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I think that's unfair mate, (1) Salah has scored loads against a lot of teams, and (2) he's done a job on him in the last 3 home derbies off the top of my head.
Salah has played 8 games against Mykolenko and has 7 goals or assists in them. Mykolenko has played his part in containing him in games where we've generally got 10 men behind the ball and worked extremely hard as a team to stop them from causing too much damage, but the idea that he routinely pockets him is a bit of a myth really.
 
As much as I can’t stand him, I could cope with him as back up left back, so we could do with sorting a (short) contract for him.

We need a new left back though, Aznou needs a loan as there is no chance he’s playing full back in the Prem for a while.
 
Like a ringer on a Sunday league team whose quite clearly the worst player and they actively try and keep the ball away from him
James Justin looked like Roberto Carlos in comparison
 
I wouldn’t even bother extending his deal. I believe he’s out of contract this summer? Just let him walk for free.

Absolutely no where near good enough.

This is what is wrong with football. They'll give him a new deal because it's cheaper/easier than buying someone to replace him. This is why recruitment is so important and why for years we have players like keane, patterson etc. stealing a living. If you get recruitment wrong it's so difficult to correct it when you have limited resources.
 
The personification of the modern game realised.
It is easier to find an athlete who can run and jump than it is to find someone skilled enough with their brain and feet to be a football player.
Metrics and measurements, person A can out sprint, out jump, is stronger, a foot taller and run further than person B. Person B is Paul Scholes.
The current malaise is that person A gets picked because the stats say they are best.

How is this pertinent to Myko. He's a gymnast, he didn't have a youth career learning the basics, he's been grafted into football to late. When he has to rely on the basics that were drilled into him over years as a kid and then youth prospect, they simply are not there. That's why he looks all at sea. It's an attitude and culture issue, the former eastern bloc never valued western sports, it was gymnastics and modern pentathlon and fencing. Either stuff out of the bolshoi or stuff off the classical battlefield. One or two generational talents might turn up, be he aint it, it's not his fault, the moron that was made manager and chased a player out as soon as he arrived is to blame.

He cares, he's a nice lad, he can disrupt and defend just about, but that does not a footballer make.
 
How you all laughed when Benitez spent £30 million on Nathan Patterson and Vitali Mykolenko in January 2022 - but he obviously knew what he was doing cos here we in January 2026 and they are STILL our starting full backs. Maybe time for some belated credit for the Spanish transfer genius?

Not to mention the 600% profit on Demarai Gray...

Will the portly Spanish waiter one day be seen as one of our most astute and under-appreciated managers, and do you think we could lure hime back from Panathanaiokos?
 

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