Useless skills

tommye · March 28, 2015

tmgc said:
Yam o be there as James Ingram would say.

Sapie88 · March 28, 2015

Pick my nose and finger my arse simultaneously.

Foot Long Hot Dog · March 28, 2015

Sapie88 said:
Pick my nose and finger my arse simultaneously.

With the same finger?

Sapie88 · March 28, 2015

Foot Long Hot Dog said:
With the same finger?

Yes mate its really long and I've got a horn on my knuckle.

The Equaliser · March 28, 2015

Posting utter pony on internet forums.

Foot Long Hot Dog · March 28, 2015

Sapie88 said:
Yes mate its really long and I've got a horn on my knuckle.

Why aren't you out trying and failing to get into some ropey birds kecks whilst the wrong side of a gallon of Do as your told lager btw?

Sapie88 · March 28, 2015

Foot Long Hot Dog said:
Why aren't you out trying and failing to get into some ropey birds kecks whilst the wrong side of a gallon of Do as your told lager btw?

Because all of my friends are doing a frigging half marathon tomorrow and I'm just fat.

tmgc · March 28, 2015

Sapie88 said:
Yes mate its really long and I've got a horn on my knuckle.

The horn will come in handy when you're approaching traffic in your ringpiece.

Foot Long Hot Dog · March 28, 2015

Sapie88 said:
Because all of my friends are doing a frigging half marathon tomorrow and I'm just fat.

Get some new mates fella, they've failed you there lad. The birthday bevvy is sacrosanct

RFUS · March 28, 2015

I can recall the heights of most top flight football players. Not sure why, I just retain that utterly useless information.

And when watching TV if an actor pops up who was in something else I've seen, I'll recall it. Even if they are/were a really minor character. Again, absolutely useless information.

Meanwhile I can't sing, dance, draw or fix anything around the house. But if you need to know what else Police Officer #3 appeared in or how tall Cheik Kouyate is, I'm your man.

Sapie88 · March 28, 2015

Foot Long Hot Dog said:
Get some new mates fella, they've failed you there lad. The birthday bevvy is sacrosanct

Apparently jogging 13 miles is more important. Cretins. Tinder, a tug then some Parks and Rec for me.

chrissyjack · March 28, 2015

I can do a few scottish accents. Ranging from Miss Hooley from Balamory to Taggart. I use them to wind up a Scottish colleague in work .

Yorkie · March 29, 2015

chrissyjack said:
I can do a few scottish accents. Ranging from Miss Hooley from Balamory to Taggart. I use them to wind up a Scottish colleague in work .

I can do decent-ish UK accents but not nearly good enough to monetise