Useless skills

[WA Toffee]

I can clench a fist quickly and keep my ring finger straight.

 

[Tramps_mate]

I can clench a fist quickly and keep my ring finger straight.

You freak!!

 

[Donald Twain]

I can slide on dog turd further than most!

 

[steken1]

I can guess a bra size under upto, and including, 3 layers of clobber! X

I'm also yet to lose a pun-off on Facebook, ever. The game is strong on GOT though...

 

[DualityNSNO]

I can guess a bra size under upto, and including, 3 layers of clobber! X

I'm also yet to lose a pun-off on Facebook, ever. The game is strong on GOT though...

Obvious BS.

 

[DualityNSNO]

Also my useless skills are pretty much all of my skills.

I'm good at computer games though.

 

[steken1]

Obvious BS.

Nope, true that.

 

[DualityNSNO]

Nope, true that.

Not even three layers here.

Guess.

 

[thirdmantackle]

Bellend spotting.

 

[Pienaar's gloves]

I can tell you the result and goal scorers of any Everton game since 2007. My mates laugh at me for it, did one win a pint with said ability, but he got me a Carling and the skill remained useless.

 

[Titus Bramble]

I've mastered the chewing gum/flip flap/Ronaldinho skill (whatever you call it). But only when stationary.

 

[Prevenger17]

I can eat a 6 pack of regular sized Mars bars in one sitting.

 

[Bungle]

I can sign the theme tune to Fresh Prince of Bel Air so fast that its almost not understandable.

 

[roydo]

I am the first mod in mod history to be skilled enough to get a post so negged it went into the secret mod queue.

 

[Groucho]

I can guess a bra size under upto, and including, 3 layers of clobber! X

I'm also yet to lose a pun-off on Facebook, ever. The game is strong on GOT though...

Is this a boobie trap?