Useless skills

roydo · March 29, 2015

Groucho said:
Is this a boobie trap?

Groaaaaaaaan

Funny though.

Groucho · March 29, 2015

roydo said:
Groaaaaaaaan

Funny though.

It was the breast so far

roydo · March 29, 2015

Groucho said:
It was the breast so far

Negged. See how it feels!

Bilko · March 29, 2015

I Juggle for one thing, and can roll empty crisp bags up so they don't re-open,Dynamo or what........

steken1 · March 29, 2015

DualityNSNO said:
Not even three layers here.

Guess.

In real life you helmet!

Deleted member 28206 · March 29, 2015

I can untangle ANY knot.

DualityNSNO · March 29, 2015

steken1 said:
In real life you helmet!

Thing is, she's hard to figure out in real life as well. Used to fancy her, and have rather accidentally ( l0l I know) laid hands on those and they were fantastic.... man I should've stuck with that fancying when I think about it. Fit as hell. FFS.

Anyway then, skills innit. Er. Yeah.

Groucho · March 29, 2015

Bryan said:
I can untangle ANY knot.

Me too.

I think that comes in the 'dad stuff you can now do' manual you get when becoming a dad.

roydo · March 29, 2015

Groucho said:
Me too.

I think that comes in the 'dad stuff you can now do' manual you get when becoming a dad.

True that. Assemble any toy. Unwrap any packaging. Set up TV and DVD things.

When they chip off, all that goes out of the window mate. Trust me.

Groucho · March 29, 2015

roydo said:
True that. Assemble any toy. Unwrap any packaging. Set up TV and DVD things.

When they chip off, all that goes out of the window mate. Trust me.

I didn't realise we lost dar skills?

orly · March 29, 2015

If I go to a new city or place, I can always find my way back to the hotel, even if so drunk I can barely stand, no taxi, bus or map

roydo · March 29, 2015

Groucho said:
I didn't realise we lost dar skills?

Oh yeah. See, they now know more than you about 98% of the modern world. Only your knowledge and memory of (good luck with that btw), of, to them, insignificant sporting events maintain the enigma of Dad/Lad relationships.

Like my Dad trumps me cos he remember boss football moments from before I was born. Thats it. That is all you will have in about 18 years time mate.

Groucho · March 29, 2015

roydo said:
Oh yeah. See, they now know more than you about 98% of the modern world. Only your knowledge and memory of (good luck with that btw), of, to them, insignificant sporting events maintain the enigma of Dad/Lad relationships.

Like my Dad trumps me cos he remember boss football moments from before I was born. Thats it. That is all you will have in about 18 years time mate.

*cries into home made chorizo and marmalade pasty....

roydo · March 29, 2015

Groucho said:
*cries into home made chorizo and marmalade pasty....

Oh no, it is sound.

But not if you persist in this pasty nonsense. They will hate you for it. Telling you. I have 2 sound lads, and the only pasty they have ever had are proper ones.

Groucho · March 29, 2015

roydo said:
Oh no, it is sound.

But not if you persist in this pasty nonsense. They will hate you for it. Telling you. I have 2 sound lads, and the only pasty they have ever had are proper ones.

Did Scouse tonight, just plain Scouse, you'd be pleased at that.